First ever data sheet so here it goes!
Nairobi August 2018
Length of trip: 10 days
Lays
7 lays![[Image: bigsmile.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/bigsmile.gif)
(one somali, one Ethiopian and the rest ethnic Kenyans).
The Ethiopian and Somali chick were 7.5 and 8 respectively and they were my highest quality bangs on this trip. Rest of the girls were Kenyans ranging from 6 to 7.5 and some had incredible bodies and plump asses so if that's your thing, you'll be in heaven. Quite a few of the girls kept on complimenting me on my body so a good physique does well here as most Kenyan men don't lift.
My SMV in Nairobi was through the roof.... I had girls openly checking me out in the streets and in the clubs complimenting me on my skin, arms and accent. For some reason, my British accent got a lot of love! Girls were asking me to send them voice notes through what’s app to hear my voice again long after we met lol. Once I realised this, I used that to my advantage and sent new girls voice notes during our first interaction and it worked very well.
Cost
Cost of decent meal at a proper restaurant is around 1600 Ksh (£12 or $15) per person. Local sandwich bars or cafes will cost less around 1000 ksh for a meal and coffee. More upscale places such as 5 star hotels would cost 2000 ksh+ per person. It’s cheaper than the west if you compared it like for like but for Africa, it’s not cheap. On average I spent 12,000 ksh a day which was half my daily budget but im sure you could do it on less.
Supermarket shopping was very cheap for the most part. Some well-known brands were expensive due to import tax. I shopped in Naivas supermarket which was open 24 hrs. Kenyan alcohol is super cheap but the quality is variable. I generally stuck to Viceroy Brandy and Gin which was very good. Jack Daniels brandy was double the cost of what I would pay in the UK (must be the insane import tax). For comparison, a small bottle of jack Daniels would be able to buy you 6 bottles of decent Kenyan viceroy brandy..
Type of game
My tinder was blowing up to the point that day game was redundant for me. I had tinder gold and within 8 hours I had 147 girls like me. About 65 percent of those girls were below average so I swiped left. When I matched with quality girls, they replied quickly and gave their numbers quite easily. My tactic was simple, meet them for a drink or food and then invite them back for drinks at my place. Only 1 girl refused to come back out of the 8 I went on dates with.
I would delete and restart my tinder every 2 days to get the newbie boost (read the tinder thread) which would generate a fresh number of decent girls however, some girls did ask how many accounts I have on tinder as they’ve seen me a few times lol.
5 of my lays came from tinder and 2 from Instagram. All the girls I met were under 30, well educated and had decent jobs such as accountants, lawyers and dieticians which was refreshing as they could hold a proper conversation…
Transport
I would not recommend driving at all... I would consider myself a very confident international driver and it just wasn't worth the hassle (check out YouTube videos of driving in Nairobi). Car hire is expensive, traffic is insane, the roads are very badly maintained with savage pot holes and police traps will bleed your wallet dry. Uber is very cheap and widely available. Another app the locals love is Taxify which gives you the option of giving a cash payment to the driver.
Logistics
I wouldn't recommend hotels as I reckon they could raise an issue if you have too many girls coming over. I had a nice apartment in the heart of Westlands with a shared gym and pool. There was also security but their job isn't to cock block you however, they did stare at me quite a lot each time I entered the building with a new girl.
Safety
Day time it's safe to walk around without issues. Usual street smart practices apply (no phone out, expensive jewellery away etc.) . Night is a whole different ball game. At night, I would stress door to door uber. I can't stress this enough. The biggest problem isn't always the criminals, it's the police as they are corrupt and they will extort bribes and threaten you when they realise you're a foreigner. I got arrested on my 3rd night for not carrying my passport with me after walking back from the supermarket at 1 am. The supermarket was less than 100m away from the apartment. Despite being compliant and calm, I was arrested and held in a grim cell for 10 hours for no reason whatsover. The officers refused to allow me to get my passport from the apartment until the next morning. UK Embassy was useless. I recommend carrying your passport with you during night time.... I know it's impractical but you're dealing with an illogical armed 3rd world police.
It sounds obvious but make sure you wrap up! Buy lube and plenty of condoms before you travel. You can also buy condoms from pharmacies (mostly durex brand).
Internet and phone
Safaricom is the most popular provider and has the widest coverage in Kenya. I paid 1400 shillings for a sim card with 3gb data (4G) and 100 minutes of calls. Data top ups cost 1000 shillings for 3gb or 500 shillings for 1gb. cost of calls was 4 ksh per minute. I was very impressed with 4g as the speed was faster than any WiFi I connected to.
Clubs/bars
Brew Bistro on Saturday was packed! Many expat males and females mixed in with locals. Couple of pros but not many. I've seen some top class bodies, amazing asses and some stunners. If that's your thing you'll love Nairobi.
J's Kitchen and Bar on Thursdays have a live act so it's busy. I was impressed with the quality of the girls, locals and expats. Many of the girls were hot and open to mingle but I didn't get involved as I had a girl with me lol.
Galileo Lounge – Pretty much dead! Its for older Kenyan guys and young pros. Most of the Kenyan girls I asked for recommendations said the place was not like how it used to be due to new management.
K1 club – Not sure if they’re still open? Went there on a Friday and it was closed.
Other tourist stuff to do during the day
Mamba village - handle baby crocodiles for as little as 500 shillings. Watch adult crocodiles getting fed and being poked with a stick by some mad zoo keeper lol.
Giraffe sanctuary – 1000 ksh entry, feed giraffes, take pics and that's it..it's quite a small venue. You'll be there probably 20 minutes or less.
National park - Google national park tours. You'll need to pay a driver and the entrance fee as an all inclusive package (approx. 7500 ksh) It lasts about 5 hours. I saw Rhinos, lions and Ostrichs up close (a few meters away).
Masai Market - A market which changes venue daily. The venues can be found by clicking the link below:
https://www.extraordinaryjourneys.com/bl...n-nairobi/
The prices are heavily inflated so make sure you haggle hard! For example, I was quoted 12,000 ksh for a painting! It went down to 8,000 then 4,000 and finally I paid 1,700 and even then I still got bumped lol but I liked the painting. There are some really cool handmade items there which would be a great gift or souvenir.
Cycling through Karura forest (500 ksh entry and 500 ksh for 2 hr bike hire) – I took a girl here from tinder as a first date as I didn’t want to go alone also having a local girl around can be very useful aside from just banging them lol. I really enjoyed this and even got to see one of the gated slums called Huruma village.
I've really enjoyed this trip (minus the police incident![[Image: dodgy.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/dodgy.gif)
) and love the girls out there to the point that I am planning a second trip very soon!
Nairobi August 2018
Length of trip: 10 days
Lays
7 lays
(one somali, one Ethiopian and the rest ethnic Kenyans). The Ethiopian and Somali chick were 7.5 and 8 respectively and they were my highest quality bangs on this trip. Rest of the girls were Kenyans ranging from 6 to 7.5 and some had incredible bodies and plump asses so if that's your thing, you'll be in heaven. Quite a few of the girls kept on complimenting me on my body so a good physique does well here as most Kenyan men don't lift.
My SMV in Nairobi was through the roof.... I had girls openly checking me out in the streets and in the clubs complimenting me on my skin, arms and accent. For some reason, my British accent got a lot of love! Girls were asking me to send them voice notes through what’s app to hear my voice again long after we met lol. Once I realised this, I used that to my advantage and sent new girls voice notes during our first interaction and it worked very well.
Cost
Cost of decent meal at a proper restaurant is around 1600 Ksh (£12 or $15) per person. Local sandwich bars or cafes will cost less around 1000 ksh for a meal and coffee. More upscale places such as 5 star hotels would cost 2000 ksh+ per person. It’s cheaper than the west if you compared it like for like but for Africa, it’s not cheap. On average I spent 12,000 ksh a day which was half my daily budget but im sure you could do it on less.
Supermarket shopping was very cheap for the most part. Some well-known brands were expensive due to import tax. I shopped in Naivas supermarket which was open 24 hrs. Kenyan alcohol is super cheap but the quality is variable. I generally stuck to Viceroy Brandy and Gin which was very good. Jack Daniels brandy was double the cost of what I would pay in the UK (must be the insane import tax). For comparison, a small bottle of jack Daniels would be able to buy you 6 bottles of decent Kenyan viceroy brandy..
Type of game
My tinder was blowing up to the point that day game was redundant for me. I had tinder gold and within 8 hours I had 147 girls like me. About 65 percent of those girls were below average so I swiped left. When I matched with quality girls, they replied quickly and gave their numbers quite easily. My tactic was simple, meet them for a drink or food and then invite them back for drinks at my place. Only 1 girl refused to come back out of the 8 I went on dates with.
I would delete and restart my tinder every 2 days to get the newbie boost (read the tinder thread) which would generate a fresh number of decent girls however, some girls did ask how many accounts I have on tinder as they’ve seen me a few times lol.
5 of my lays came from tinder and 2 from Instagram. All the girls I met were under 30, well educated and had decent jobs such as accountants, lawyers and dieticians which was refreshing as they could hold a proper conversation…
Transport
I would not recommend driving at all... I would consider myself a very confident international driver and it just wasn't worth the hassle (check out YouTube videos of driving in Nairobi). Car hire is expensive, traffic is insane, the roads are very badly maintained with savage pot holes and police traps will bleed your wallet dry. Uber is very cheap and widely available. Another app the locals love is Taxify which gives you the option of giving a cash payment to the driver.
Logistics
I wouldn't recommend hotels as I reckon they could raise an issue if you have too many girls coming over. I had a nice apartment in the heart of Westlands with a shared gym and pool. There was also security but their job isn't to cock block you however, they did stare at me quite a lot each time I entered the building with a new girl.
Safety
Day time it's safe to walk around without issues. Usual street smart practices apply (no phone out, expensive jewellery away etc.) . Night is a whole different ball game. At night, I would stress door to door uber. I can't stress this enough. The biggest problem isn't always the criminals, it's the police as they are corrupt and they will extort bribes and threaten you when they realise you're a foreigner. I got arrested on my 3rd night for not carrying my passport with me after walking back from the supermarket at 1 am. The supermarket was less than 100m away from the apartment. Despite being compliant and calm, I was arrested and held in a grim cell for 10 hours for no reason whatsover. The officers refused to allow me to get my passport from the apartment until the next morning. UK Embassy was useless. I recommend carrying your passport with you during night time.... I know it's impractical but you're dealing with an illogical armed 3rd world police.
It sounds obvious but make sure you wrap up! Buy lube and plenty of condoms before you travel. You can also buy condoms from pharmacies (mostly durex brand).
Internet and phone
Safaricom is the most popular provider and has the widest coverage in Kenya. I paid 1400 shillings for a sim card with 3gb data (4G) and 100 minutes of calls. Data top ups cost 1000 shillings for 3gb or 500 shillings for 1gb. cost of calls was 4 ksh per minute. I was very impressed with 4g as the speed was faster than any WiFi I connected to.
Clubs/bars
Brew Bistro on Saturday was packed! Many expat males and females mixed in with locals. Couple of pros but not many. I've seen some top class bodies, amazing asses and some stunners. If that's your thing you'll love Nairobi.
J's Kitchen and Bar on Thursdays have a live act so it's busy. I was impressed with the quality of the girls, locals and expats. Many of the girls were hot and open to mingle but I didn't get involved as I had a girl with me lol.
Galileo Lounge – Pretty much dead! Its for older Kenyan guys and young pros. Most of the Kenyan girls I asked for recommendations said the place was not like how it used to be due to new management.
K1 club – Not sure if they’re still open? Went there on a Friday and it was closed.
Other tourist stuff to do during the day
Mamba village - handle baby crocodiles for as little as 500 shillings. Watch adult crocodiles getting fed and being poked with a stick by some mad zoo keeper lol.
Giraffe sanctuary – 1000 ksh entry, feed giraffes, take pics and that's it..it's quite a small venue. You'll be there probably 20 minutes or less.
National park - Google national park tours. You'll need to pay a driver and the entrance fee as an all inclusive package (approx. 7500 ksh) It lasts about 5 hours. I saw Rhinos, lions and Ostrichs up close (a few meters away).
Masai Market - A market which changes venue daily. The venues can be found by clicking the link below:
https://www.extraordinaryjourneys.com/bl...n-nairobi/
The prices are heavily inflated so make sure you haggle hard! For example, I was quoted 12,000 ksh for a painting! It went down to 8,000 then 4,000 and finally I paid 1,700 and even then I still got bumped lol but I liked the painting. There are some really cool handmade items there which would be a great gift or souvenir.
Cycling through Karura forest (500 ksh entry and 500 ksh for 2 hr bike hire) – I took a girl here from tinder as a first date as I didn’t want to go alone also having a local girl around can be very useful aside from just banging them lol. I really enjoyed this and even got to see one of the gated slums called Huruma village.
I've really enjoyed this trip (minus the police incident
) and love the girls out there to the point that I am planning a second trip very soon!