Quote: (09-18-2015 04:48 AM)eradicator Wrote:I can't believe I'm owning up to knowing this, but the Picard/Crusher marriage was only part of an alternate reality, one that changed once the rift was healed.
Quote: (09-18-2015 03:53 AM)porscheguy Wrote:
Quote: (09-16-2015 03:54 PM)Chevalier De Seingalt Wrote:Are you kidding? He was the captain of the touchy-feely Enterprise. Notice how they had the chairs arranged on the bridge. Like he, Riker, and the ship's fucking shrink were all co-captains who discussed everything before moving forward. The fact that they had a shrink is like WTF? Who did he bang in his tenure as captain? The doctor? She wasn't half bad, but she was a 40-something single mother with an annoying as fuck kid. Truthfully, I don't think he even banged her. Even Data fucked Tasha Yar in one of the earliest episodes.
Patrick Stewart is definitely a badass.
He ended up marrying her, and divorcing her in the final episode, which involved time travel.
I am pretty sure he banged some hottie on Risa. Maybe a few others? Riker's fat ass is the one who got to bang all of the really hot space babes.
Blame the writers.
Don't ask me why I remember all of this stuff.
I'm going to go hang my head in shame now.