[redbeard]

(03-23-2012 03:48 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Young dudes, how do you think this gets when you're older? Get good at this game. I'm now luring online girls to my pad with scratch off tickets that I don't even have.

I had to stop dating Puerto Rican girls all together because they are so entitled and cheap. They always want to go to places too expensive for them to go to if it's their dime. I have a little payback system though called "nautical accidents" I can aim my boat at a swell that will splash right onto the boat and land anyplace I want it to. I employ this onto her cell phone. Then we have"Docking miscalculation" This is where you dock the boat just far enough away that you can't make it off the boat if you are carrying anything after 2 drinks. That's when the fun starts.

I bumped this thread two years about but still get a laugh off "nautical accidents" and "docking miscalculation."