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3 Best Tinder Bios For Guys - FireTexts - 05-15-2025
This guide will show you the smoothest, wittiest, and funniest Tinder bios out there. Writing a solid Tinder bio is way more important than most guys realize. But first, it is important to understand what the role of a bio is. A good bio will NOT get you more matches (that is the job of your pictures). Yet, a bad bio can definitely loose you matches.
That being said, what a solid bio can do is help you stand out from all the other guys she’s matched with—and that really matters. Getting the match is just the first step; if you want to actually get the date, you need to catch her attention. That’s what a well-written bio can do.
One of the biggest mistakes guys make on dating apps is writing their bio like it’s a job application. That’s the wrong move. Attraction isn’t about listing your accomplishments—it’s about vibes and emotion. You want her to feel something when she reads it. And also humor goes a long way, if you can make her laugh, you’re already doing better than most guys
What are examples of good tinder bios?
Bio #1:
"You're single, im single, you know what that means....no one loves us"
As you can see this bio is very short & sweet. That is ok though, longer isn’t always better. This bio accomplishes just one thing, which is show you have a sense of humor. That alone though is very powerful. And will result in better results than all the logical accomplishments in the world. Feel free to copy this verbatim if you’d like
Bio #2:
I got a B+ in human sexuality in college so lets just say i know my way around a
*checks poorly scribbled notes*
Cliboris
This bio is also short & sweet and relies on humor. However, it serves on additional purpose which is to mildly screen the girl through the use of sexual humor. In addition, to making you stand out a good bio can also screen girls. For example, if you are looking for something casual your bio can screen out the girls who are not into that. There are different levels of screening though and this would be a pretty mild one. Only the most uptight girls would get turned off by this bio.
Bio #3:
6'0
-Dominant
-Assertive, yet charming
-Traveler of 20+ countries
-Trilingual
-Expert cuddler
-No felonies
Weaknesses include: good sense of humor, great ass, and Intelligence
This bio hits on three big elements: humor, sexual authority, and DHVs (Display of higher value). The humor is communicated through things like “expert cuddler” and “no felonies”. The sexual authority through “dominant” and “assertive”. The DHVs are things like “veteran” and “trilingual”.
In addition, this bio also contains a moderate amount of screening. First, there is the sexual screening. A girl who is super uptight is likely to swipe left on this bio. There is also some element of physical screening, but it is done in a tongue & cheek type of way so as to avoid coming off as a douche. Feel free to repurpose this bio in whichever way suits you best
**To see more great bios, including my personal favorite, check out the full guide below**
https://www.noadsplease.com/best-tinder-bios-for-guys/
RE: 3 Best Tinder Bios For Guys - Archivist - 05-15-2025
(05-15-2025, 06:21 AM)noadsplease Wrote: Bio #1:
"You're single, im single, you know what that means....no one loves us"
Bio #2:
I got a B+ in human sexuality in college so lets just say i know my way around a ... Cliboris
Bio #3:
6'0
-Dominant
-Assertive, yet charming
-Traveler of 20+ countries
-Trilingual
-Expert cuddler
-No felonies
The first two bios are lame. They are not deeply original, witty, or mature. Brad Pitt would never write that shit.
The third one is okay, and resembles the authors actual Tinder bio. I would change "no felonies" to "no felonies yet."
RE: 3 Best Tinder Bios For Guys - FireTexts - 05-20-2025
(05-15-2025, 04:23 PM)Archivist Wrote:(05-15-2025, 06:21 AM)noadsplease Wrote: Bio #1:
"You're single, im single, you know what that means....no one loves us"
Bio #2:
I got a B+ in human sexuality in college so lets just say i know my way around a ... Cliboris
Bio #3:
6'0
-Dominant
-Assertive, yet charming
-Traveler of 20+ countries
-Trilingual
-Expert cuddler
-No felonies
The first two bios are lame. They are not deeply original, witty, or mature. Brad Pitt would never write that shit.
The third one is okay, and resembles the authors actual Tinder bio. I would change "no felonies" to "no felonies yet."
I don't see the point of that change, because it implies that you're planning on committing a crime. If you were to do it, you'd have to say "No felonies.....yet"
RE: 3 Best Tinder Bios For Guys - vasilyev - 05-21-2025
Hmm, interesting. I always thought that girls would like this kinda guy
5'7
-Aggressive
-Cold as cud, yet just a decent bloke at the end of the day really
-Been to Spain twice
-Fluent in English and crafting deals
-Went to jail for drunken disorderly
RE: 3 Best Tinder Bios For Guys - FireTexts - 05-25-2025
(05-21-2025, 09:43 PM)vasilyev Wrote: Hmm, interesting. I always thought that girls would like this kinda guy
5'7
-Aggressive
-Cold as cud, yet just a decent bloke at the end of the day really
-Been to Spain twice
-Fluent in English and crafting deals
-Went to jail for drunken disorderly
lol why aggresive?