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The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - Roosh - 11-01-2017
I went with the design that was voted on in this thread. Here's how it looks:
![[Image: rok-xmas-sweater-mock-700.jpg]](http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/rok-xmas-sweater-mock-700.jpg)
I combined inside jokes from both ROK and RVF.
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Starting today, we are selling ROK Ugly Christmas Sweaters that you’ll be able to wear in time for the holidays. The sweaters feature the message Merry (((Christ)))mas to celebrate the birth of Jesus while simultaneously signaling your awareness of the liberal agenda. The sweater also contains an obligatory Kratom joke.
To bring you this sweater at the insanely affordable price of $35 (only $10 more than our t-shirt), we are printing it on a standard red sweatshirt instead of an actual knitted sweater. Have no fear of soaking it with grandma’s eggnog since it’s easily washable. Red pill your whole family by proudly echoing your way through Christmas. Your secular Jewish friends will love your cheeky humor!
We will be taking orders for only five days: from today until Sunday, November 5. If you want one of these sweaters, you must order by November 5. The sweaters will be printed and then shipped to you on Saturday, November 25.
North American customers should get their shirt around December 2 and international customers around December 9, giving you ample opportunity for maximum holiday trollage.
Here's the link to order: https://www.redkingsshop.com/shop/sweats...s-sweater/
![[Image: merry-christmas-animated-gif-14.gif]](https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/merry-christmas-animated-gif-14.gif)
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - PolymathGuru - 11-01-2017
Good luck mate. Although I have a clear policy on not buying Christmas sweaters.
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - nomadbrah - 11-01-2017
Funny, but not something you can wear to the family christmas dinner.
"Dear, why are there parenthesis around Christ on your sweater"
"Well, granny, it's because Jesus was a jew and we got christ-cucked, because we're sort of pagans, but not really, we just don't like jews and actually want deus vult, so it's funny"
"..."
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - Elster - 11-01-2017
Damn, sucks to be me that I always have to check my limited funds and can't afford these fine garments
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - YoungBlade - 11-01-2017
@nomadbrah who you calling sort of pagan?
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - nomadbrah - 11-01-2017
Quote: (11-01-2017 06:10 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:
@nomadbrah who you calling sort of pagan?
It's a hypothetical brah.
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - YoungBlade - 11-01-2017
Quote: (11-01-2017 06:15 PM)nomadbrah Wrote:
Quote: (11-01-2017 06:10 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:
@nomadbrah who you calling sort of pagan?
It's a hypothetical brah.
Just joshin' ya
![[Image: banana.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/banana.gif)
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - nomadbrah - 11-01-2017
Weeev
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - IveBeenFramed - 11-01-2017
Yes! Well done.
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - TigOlBitties - 11-01-2017
Merry Soymas
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - John Michael Kane - 11-02-2017
You don't have to be Roosh fan boy to appreciate that this may be the most epic sweater of all time.
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - 911 - 11-02-2017
Quote: (11-01-2017 07:15 PM)TigOlBitties Wrote:
Merry Soymas
Soylent Night
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - Sam Malone - 11-03-2017
Question regarding sizes..
Not so much the Christmas sweater for me, but more in regards to future orders (t-shirts). I don't know about the taller guys here, but I have a rough time finding shirts that don't look like I'm trying to pull off a midriff.
So I try to find "tall" shirts, usually noted on the tag as "T" (XL vs XLT). The "T" adds an additional 2 inches in length.
Is it possible to order RVF attire in 'tall' sizes ?
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - The Beast1 - 11-03-2017
I have to ask, is that Boba Fett being flanked by Roosh?
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - Elster - 11-03-2017
Quote: (11-03-2017 11:32 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:
I have to ask, is that Boba Fett being flanked by Roosh?
It's the "spartan" helmet used in the ROK podcasts if I not be mistaken...
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - Cattle Rustler - 11-04-2017
I'm in, no better way to piss off everyone all at once. Plus, they can't call me an "evil white man" or a misogynist....I'll pull out the race card.
With normies, I can explain it's a joke on the Jews; the rest looks harmless. I don't know any normies that take kind to the Jews. To SJWs, it'll be fun to see their triggering. Might even wear it to a Jewish xmas event.
The ROK Ugly (((Christ)))mas Sweater Is Here - BortimusPrime - 11-04-2017
Quote: (11-01-2017 06:00 PM)nomadbrah Wrote:
Funny, but not something you can wear to the family christmas dinner.
"Dear, why are there parenthesis around Christ on your sweater"
"Well, granny, it's because Jesus was a jew and we got christ-cucked, because we're sort of pagans, but not really, we just don't like jews and actually want deus vult, so it's funny"
"..."