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The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Moma - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 04:40 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

heres a couple that have messaged me

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I'd hit the black one and the upside down lizard (based on her face)

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Jarocho2003 - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 02:32 PM)Moma Wrote:  

Quote: (09-07-2011 02:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ok here are some more. Please post pics of just how low you go

I'd only hit the unconscious lizard. The rest of them..no. The black one looks monstrous and the skinny one with censored nips looks like she's on skag or something.

Boner test = failed.
I'll add the skinny girl to the unconcious chick...

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - speakeasy - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 04:40 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Here are some girls that have messaged me

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I'd tap that no problem. But could never take her serious with that Kmart attire.

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I hate girls that take goofy photos. Instant turnoff, even if she were cute, which she isn't anyway.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - speakeasy - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 02:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

How about this?
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Drunk and dryspells count!

Don't think I could kiss her. I'd suck her tits and if I started getting a boner, I'd consider it if I didn't have to be seen with her in public. And only then under dry spell conditions.

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I normally wouldn't like a woman that big, but something about her is actually turning me on for some reason. Yeah, I'd tap it just for the experience of being with a fat chic for once. She has a good face so she'd make a good candidate. She still has a somewhat decent figure for a fat girl at least in proportions. You can totally tell she'd be smokin' if she were skinny. If you made this chic your girl and she decided to lose weight it would be like having bought gold when it was $700 an ounce and then having it skyrocket later.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - el mechanico - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 05:36 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (09-07-2011 02:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

How about this?

Drunk and dryspells count!

Don't think I could kiss her. I'd suck her tits and if I started getting a boner, I'd consider it if I didn't have to be seen with her in public.

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I normally wouldn't like a woman that big, but something about her is actually turning me on for some reason. Yeah, I'd tap it just for the experience of being with a fat chic for once. She has a good face so she'd make a good candidate.
Bedroom eyes speak..That's what got you.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Vicious - 09-07-2011

My god why hast thou forsaken me!?

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Tuthmosis - 09-07-2011

Nice thread. Seems like a logical next step to the nickel and dime threads.

Of the group above, I'd pound the following:

Passed-Out Girl: she seems reasonably cute and appears to have a nice ass. Conscious, she'd be good to go.

Blacked-Out Nipples Girl: Skanky picture to be sure (it looks like an online escort-ad pic), but probably looks decent in a better context.

Upside-Down Girl: Granted, that picture obscures quite a bit (and it is annoying that I had to download the fucking image and electronically flip it), but she definitely beats those Lane Bryant bitches. She's probably kind of cute and fuckable. I'm a gambling man, and I'd gamble on that.

@mechanico: what's with you and the bird-loving girls, bro?

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - el mechanico - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 06:16 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Nice thread. Seems like a logical next step to the nickel and dime threads.

Of the group above, I'd pound the following:

Passed-Out Girl: she seems reasonably cute and appears to have a nice ass. Conscious, she'd be good to go.

Blacked-Out Nipples Girl: Skanky picture to be sure (it looks like an online escort-ad pic), but probably looks decent in a better context.

Upside-Down Girl: Granted, that picture obscures quite a bit (and it is annoying that I had to download the fucking image and electronically flip it), but she definitely beats those Lane Bryant bitches. She's probably kind of cute and fuckable. I'm a gambling man, and I'd gamble on that.

@mechanico: what's with you and the bird-loving girls, bro?
I have no clue about the birds...Just random skanks that send me one liners..
Got any talent Tuth?

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - PDX - 09-07-2011

RE: Upside down girl

Usually girls do these kind of artsy poses because there's something to hide. Kind of like how fat girls will take overhead shots so all you see is their face and rack.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Nonpareil - 09-07-2011

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Pass.

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Blowjob only.

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Pass, looks like she's harboring.

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This reptile, who has no sense of decorum (I don't think she's passed out, she's grabbing a titty), looks like she's kinda cute.

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I double-bag it.

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Pass...and then I jump in my 6-4 and get the fuck out of Crenshaw.

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*Flips a coin*

I think I'm passing.

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That booty sucks me in and compresses me into a singularity. If I can harness myself to something, I go for it.

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She is actually kinda cute, and you can tell by the curvature of her waist and the lack of double-chinning, probably not crazy heavy. I hit it.

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Yeah, sure.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Tuthmosis - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 06:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I have no clue about the birds...Just random skanks that send me one liners..

For real, dude. You get a lot of messages from online bitches. Are you just that beautiful or are you doing some online gaming magic you haven't shared with us?

Quote: (09-07-2011 06:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Got any talent Tuth?

Nothing that good right now, but I'll give you what I do have.

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The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Nonpareil - 09-07-2011

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Okay, this reptilian is not what I would call 'plus-sized'; yeah her ass and hips have serious sway, but her calves look skinny, her waist is skinny, her arms are skinny and her face is skinny. I hit it.

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Pass; not as face-beautiful as the models and I can see dinner rolls forming so she's not as 'fit' either.

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Pass, get a better camera.

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Pass.

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Mm...yeah, sure. She's flat, birds freak me out and her face is obscured (but I can tell it's busted), but at least she has nice hair, nice skin and isn't fat.

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Pass.

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One of these things is not like the others...most definitely.

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Sure, I'd take a run at that sista.

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Pass, I often wonder what a girl's trying to hide in dim-light pics; a vestigial tail? A conjoined twin? I don't know...

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Sure; her face is semi-cute, but what's the body like (I doubt she's fat, I can see neck-cartilage).

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Nonpareil - 09-07-2011

And finally (limit: 10 pictures per post!)

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Not withstanding the stupid face and the nose-break, absolutely. This girl is young (if I had to guess she's about 24), she has green eyes, her lips look decently pouty (though not DSL-grade) and she's definitely skinny.


Contingent on a meet and assuming I'm not getting a lemon, from these pics I only appear in public with Passout-titty grab, light-blue shirt possible-implants iPhone selfshot and the green-eyed nosebreak girl with the goofy expression.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - el mechanico - 09-07-2011

Tuth, this is my profile pic. I use this to "learn" the girls before I hit them with my real one. I've been preaching this for months.
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Half the messages I get say "Welcome back"
Half of my responses say "From where?"

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Samseau - 09-07-2011

5 star thread... um, none of the girls pass the BT for me except

upside down girl
blonde hair with big tits
passed out chick

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - el mechanico - 09-07-2011

Its funny that a boner test can be executed online.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Samseau - 09-07-2011

The boner test... truly, this test, if more widely know, would solve many of mankind's problems.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - guey - 09-07-2011

FUCK? Or be seen in public with?

Two very, very different things.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Nonpareil - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 09:21 PM)guey Wrote:  

FUCK? Or be seen in public with?

Two very, very different things.

You know what the funniest thing in the world to me is? When I run into a casual acquaintance out his walrus/plain Jane/just Futtbugly girlfriend/fuckbuddy alone and the shame and sadness is palpable in his manner, or when I'm with a cute, slender girl and the envy and hatred is palpable.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - gringochileno - 09-07-2011

brick hugging girl: no
blonde old hag: no
camo skirt and boots: no
passed out girl: hell yeah
blacked-out tits: yes and then go get tested for every std known to man
annoyed black woman: no
asian lady in green: yes (very close call)
lane bryant models: no, yes, yes, yes
blonde with poorly-executed myspace angle: no
el mechanico next round: yes to all
black girl with pink shirt: yes
fat girl with blue love pink hoodie: blowjob only
black hair with blonde highlight: yes conditional on her not being a fatty
green eyes upside-down chick: very nice I like

Those are boner test-based ratings that assume I have to put no effort into it or be seen by anyone. The only ones I would actually be seen in public or go on a date with are passed out girl, blacked-out tits, #1 and #5 from post #18, the black girl with the pink shirt, the girl with black hair and blonde highlights (again conditional on the body), and the upside-down girl making the weird face.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - gringochileno - 09-07-2011

edit: double post

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - Parlay44 - 09-07-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 07:05 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Tuth, this is my profile pic. I use this to "learn" the girls before I hit them with my real one. I've been preaching this for months.

Half the messages I get say "Welcome back"
Half of my responses say "From where?"

So that's what I wanna know about your method... Your pic is fake and you game women under that false pretense? Does it at least look kind of like you?

What happens when you send a real pic and they realize it's not the same guy? Have you gotten any tail from this method?

I'd be pissed if some girl pulled the old bait and switch on me.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - scorpio - 09-08-2011

Now did these girls expect something or were they serving it up to you on the platter?

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - scorpio - 09-08-2011

Quote: (09-07-2011 02:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ok here are some more. Please post pics of just how low you go

The second and third 'tards look do-able to me.

The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material] - el mechanico - 09-08-2011

Quote: (09-08-2011 12:55 AM)scorpio Wrote:  

Now did these girls expect something or were they serving it up to you on the platter?

No the rules are you have to take them for dinner and introduce them to the family. Go on multible dates and sport them around all you friends for a month.

Kidding. The scenario is WOULD YOU HIT IT lets say you share a cab and she invites you into her place..