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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - david.garrett84 - 11-04-2016

Note for fellow Australians and those residing in cricket-playing countries: This is the same slurry our dear old cricketing statesman and national treasure Warnie apparently begged for sex. Classy. Elizabeth Hurley, who's in her 50s already, could smoke crystal meth for two years and still look a decade younger than Toon/Toone.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3900888/Simone-Toone-reveals-lavish-London-lifestyle-funded-sugar-daddies.html

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'I wouldn't date someone who isn't rich': Sugar baby, 25, admits she spends £4,000 a month on designer bags and lavish holidays - paid for by MUCH older men (but she insists she's not an escort)

• Simone Toon's £4,000-a-month lifestyle is funded by older, wealthy men
• Boyfriends have paid for apartments, exotic holidays - and even boob jobs
• Northamptonshire 25-year-old says unsuccessful men are 'unappealing'
• Simone doesn't get up before midday and never cooks for herself
  

Sugar baby Simone Toon claims to be a professional 'lady of leisure' - and refuses to give it up.

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Simone's lavish lifestyle - which she estimates costs £4,000 a month - is funded by sugar daddies, aged up to 62, who pay for her serviced London apartments, gym membership, holidays, designer clothes – and even her two boob jobs.

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'I could never ever imagine being with someone who wouldn't treat me and wouldn't pay for my lifestyle. I tried and it just didn't work.'

'My lifestyle on average probably costs about £4,000 a month - just to maintain everything.'

'I wouldn't date somebody who isn't rich – I don't find it appealing to date an unsuccessful guy.'

Simone rarely gets up before midday, jets all over the world and never cooks a meal for herself, eating out at Knightsbridge and Mayfair's top restaurants instead.

Simone, who admits her older men look after her 'like a daughter', said: 'I wake up around midday - I don't like mornings! I go to the gym, work out for about two to three hours, maybe go and have a sunbed or get my nails done. My best friend and I have lunch around 4 or 5pm.

'And then in the evening I get dressed up and go out to a nice place. 'I go to Harvey Nichols and Harrods usually once a day.

'And I probably buy something every couple of days. Once every week I buy a new handbag.'

From a brand new Rolex to Chanel handbags and even a car, Simone has received extravagant gifts from her benefactors.

She said: 'The most lavish gift I'm given is probably a car. That was really nice. It was a brand new Range Evoque, worth £25,000, which was perfect for me.

'I went to Dubai last week, for five days with my current sugar daddy. It was amazing.

'He just said "here's £8,000, go shop, go enjoy yourself". Although she enjoyed a comfortable and stable family life growing up, Simone's jet setter status is a far cry from her suburban upbringing in Northamptonshire.

She said: 'Back in my hometown, there was nothing there really - no opportunities. So for someone to come into my life and say, look, there's a flat, I'm gonna give you this, this and this…'

Far from wanting their daughter to get a regular job, Simone says her parents support her way of life and have even become friends with a previous sugar daddy Simone dated.

She said: 'My family were really supportive, they were really like if this is what you want, then fine, go ahead.'

Simone also has friends who are sugar babies. 'I have two friends of mine who've qualified as a doctor and lawyer thanks to their sugar daddies – and they still are sugar babies.'

Aged 18 Simone signed up to a modelling agency and worked as a model for two years. Not even aware what a sugar baby was until she inadvertently became one age 20, Simone was attracted to the sugar daddies' charisma and high status - as well as their wealth.

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On meeting prospective future sugar daddies, Simone has a strict no sex on the first date policy [at least she has SOME standards lol].

She does sometimes cake on the cosmetics and looks in her 20s, but generally she looks as old as fuck relative to her true age:





Contrived eye bleach (looks 33-ish here):



Anyway, so many red pill truths here. Best of all, they come straight from the horse's mouth. And that horse is in for a very hard landing in 10-15 years, I would wager.

We're not outraged by this because we know the nature of the game. What's appealing about Toone's "story", though, is the ability pieces like it have to outrage men outside our sphere. I'd rather outraged, angry guys amenable to joining us than seemingly happy cucks. Once they have enough outrage, they can focus on using available tools to make themselves feel and act better. That's why this forum exists.

The comments section of the DM article lit up and I can imagine many a MGTOW or potential MGTOW having elevated cortisol levels for days rereading it in their minds.

This piece is also awesome for off-the-radar or uninitiated guys without riches or real status who are neither red pill nor MGTOW. So many of them need women themselves to say these things for it to stick in their heads. They're either unwilling to read books that spell out the truth or resist the truth itself.

Whether articles attack or defend sugar babying is beside the point. Either way, common sense wins. Any justification of the practice, such as the typical "this is not prostitution" defense, is just a Streisand Effect in waiting.

This kind of attention-whoring from sugar babies is absolutely fantastic. Girls like Simone Toon/Toone sell our message better than we could ever sell it. She is one of the most open and honest sugar babies you will ever come across. The majority of them speak anonymously and use subtle (self-)lies to mask what they're really engaged in.

Men arguably need exposure to over-the-top female behavior like this woman's first. Then they work their way down to more classically self-rationalizing sugar babies or gold diggers and onto "mainstream" female antics. The initial questions a blue pill guy asks are usually specific, but can easily lead to more generalized ones down the track.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Atlanta Man - 11-04-2016

I am glad she is getting paid. Whatever the market will bear, pussy is a product.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - hv123 - 11-04-2016

Her skin will be like beef jerky in five years time. 25, christ on a bike.

Excellent post in the daily mail comments by someone:
Hey what's with the horrible comments lay off my nan

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - John_Galt - 11-04-2016

It depresses me that men are PAYING to be with her.

Honestly, she looks like some of the cougars I banged when I was younger. I'm not saying I wouldn't bang, but I would do so only if she made it EASY. She'd basically have to do all the work. Her face looks like a man. Her skin, that's a whole 'nother chapter.

Pathetic.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - The Catalyst - 11-04-2016

Surely it counts as a MILF notch

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - david.garrett84 - 11-04-2016

Quote: (11-04-2016 04:27 AM)John_Galt Wrote:  

It depresses me that men are PAYING to be with her.

Honestly, she looks like some of the cougars I banged when I was younger. I'm not saying I wouldn't bang, but I would do so only if she made it EASY. She'd basically have to do all the work. Her face looks like a man. Her skin, that's a whole 'nother chapter.

Pathetic.

Look on the bright side, man. Leathery skin has its positives.

With all these PETA types banning exotic game hunting, women like her are a modern man's only guaranteed chance of slaying a crocodile. Until the sun turns her suede, she's one of those rare half-albino crocs, too.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - kinjutsu - 11-04-2016

She is the definition of "Rode hard and put away wet"
Her face looks so rough. If i didn't know her age I'd guess mid 30s.
I sometimes see girls like this in the club and i wonder when exactly did they start partying. They must have developed young and hung out with the older crowd to start the aging process so fast.
I'd see that she got her boobs done. She probably conned some idiot beta to get them done for her knowing they would be an investment to snag guys later on after she's done with the beta guy.
I wonder how many times she's been to Dubai to get shit on and have fish shoved into her vagina?
I think we all know the no sex on the first date only applies to beta chumps.
Since being flown out to Dubai isn't technically a "date" sex is fine.

I cannot stand these types of women. I used to go out of my way to avoid them. Nothing but problems and tantrums when they don't get their way.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - XPQ22 - 11-04-2016

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'I wouldn't date somebody who isn't rich – I don't find it appealing to date an unsuccessful guy.'

Note she didn't say "bang" anywhere there, so IMO it's game on.

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'I went to Dubai last week, for five days with my current sugar daddy. It was amazing.

The septic truck drivers responsible for maintaining Dubai's sanitation infrastructure were eternally grateful for the time off.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - C-Note - 11-04-2016

Her face looks like she does lots of coke. I suspect one reason she's popular with these particular sugar daddies is because they're into the high-end druggie lifestyle together.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - heavy - 11-04-2016

Definitely doesn't look 25.

"Rode hard and put away wet"...one of my favorite expressions. I often use it for chicks who look like they've smoked/drugs/drank too much throughout life.

In her case it's not so much that as it is that she's trying to look young and sexy and sassy. If she just carried herself as a 35 year old she'd be fine, but don't try to pull off a young 20s chick. Being that delusional let's me know you're rode hard put away wet

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Mr. D - 11-04-2016

Quote: (11-04-2016 03:43 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  

She looks like she's been to edge, and dove in face first...

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - weambulance - 11-04-2016

She looks pretty rough but the obvious reason she doesn't look 25 is she's simply lying about her age, and she isn't 25. Maybe she is in some pictures she uses, but now? No way. A 25 year old meth addict still retains signs of youth this chick lost years ago. Just look at her hands, those are not 25 year old hands.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - The Beast1 - 11-04-2016



Dubai porta potty confirmed.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Guitarman - 11-04-2016

Are we sure she's not a tranny?? Boob job and other surgery paid by th "sugar daddies" for this 38 year old ex gay male model.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - void - 11-04-2016

Look at her hands. She is not 25. False advertising.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - redpillage - 11-04-2016

Fucking weird: Many many years ago, I think it's over a quarter century ago now, I used to date a girl like that back in Germany. Came across her in a supermarket and she was about 32 at the time. Looked about the same as her, same tits, blonde, similar height, and she was basically a glorified escort of some type. I was a young clueless schmuck and just wanted to fuck this chick. For some reason however she fell heads over heel in love with me and life was great for about a month as she fucked like a minx.

Now SHE was the one who actually paid for everything while she was getting paid by various sugar daddies she was seeing on the side. We flew all over the place and she was spending money like crazy - always cash, which wasn't unusual though back in those days. One time I was checking out another chick in a restaurant who was passing by and she threw the contents of her glass in my face, fortunately she liked her wine white. That's pretty much when the craziness began. She was obviously hearing the clock ticking and was so desperate to find true love that it increasingly became over bearing. One morning I came home after a night out at the club and she had left me, I kid you not, 25 messages on my voicemail. We still used cassette based answering machines back when and I actually still have that tape somewhere in storage - for posterity, hehehe...

Totally ignored her after that but she just couldn't let go. Even started to leave me envelopes full of cash, several hundred each time, under the door. I was completely broke back then so the money was appreciated but at the same time I felt pretty awful about it and left her a note stating to just leave me in peace. In retrospect the whole thing sounds completely made up I can imagine. Anyway, eventually she started to get the message but I did park my car a few blocks away until the day I moved out of my apartment.



This chick is going to wind up the same way. I hope she's enjoying the attention and free cash. Because she will never ever be able to appreciate the love and devotion of a real man. Any guy who touches her after she turns 30 and is all used up would have to face the ridicule of his social circle and his family. Maybe she'll eventually find some desperate mangina willing to wife her up, but she basically discredited herself in the eyes of anyone of value.

Always remember: A key that opens many locks is a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is worthless.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - zatara - 11-04-2016

Quote: (11-04-2016 09:27 AM)weambulance Wrote:  

She looks pretty rough but the obvious reason she doesn't look 25 is she's simply lying about her age, and she isn't 25. Maybe she is in some pictures she uses, but now? No way. A 25 year old meth addict still retains signs of youth this chick lost years ago. Just look at her hands, those are not 25 year old hands.

Completely agree with this. She looks like a 45 year old who takes care of herself, in what are probably carefully selected pictures. There's no way shes under 40.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Cattle Rustler - 11-04-2016

She looks at least 37. Also, whats up with the bitch face....no nigga should be accepting of girls with bitch faces.

For the SA playas, you know the deal....for those with no SA experience I'll break it down:

No David, she does not want a successful man at all. "Successful" is just another PC word for rich. If someone was successful but poor or frugal, I can assure you she would not be around. She even said it "'I could never ever imagine being with someone who wouldn't treat me and wouldn't pay for my lifestyle. I tried and it just didn't work."

She's not saying "red pill stuff that men know", she's watering it down to make it acceptable for the public. This is nothing more than a push to make whoring socially acceptable. What's the difference between a repeat customer and a sugar baby? The "no sex on first date" thing is just another publicity stunt to save face and let people know she's a "classy lady". She was forced to lower her age, women who are 30+ on SAdo not get messaged at all, maybe 6 messages in two month. 30+ girls have to message guys. The biggest group is 18-23 (50%) then 24-29 (40 %) and 30+ (20%). .

After going thru 20+ SA sluts, I know better.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Teutatis - 11-04-2016

Haha, I read the title and scrolled through the page, when I saw her photos I thought she was a 45 year old cougar paying for a boy toy, but she's actually the sugar baby? What the hell is wrong with rich men?

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Foolsgo1d - 11-04-2016

Thats what too much sun, shit diet and alcohol does to women with genes who topped out at college.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Rob Banks - 11-04-2016

Never mind. XPQ22 beat me to it.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Plus Oultre - 11-04-2016

It is a paid advertising piece; she is close to retirement age and needs to lock down a wealthy individual.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Cattle Rustler - 11-04-2016

Quote: (11-04-2016 05:35 PM)Plus Oultre Wrote:  

It is a paid advertising piece; she is close to retirement age and needs to lock down a wealthy individual.

Pretty much, expect a legion of simps trying to save this hoe. Trying to make a ho into a housewife.

"Oh honey, there's no need for you to be in that website. I will gvie you with a nice home, a Lexus, and designer clothes."

"You're so gorgeous, you shouldn't be looking for depraved men on there. Let me take care of you" and shit like that.

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - Vaun - 11-04-2016

Quote: (11-04-2016 11:55 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

She's not saying "red pill stuff that men know", she's watering it down to make it acceptable for the public. This is nothing more than a push to make whoring socially acceptable. What's the difference between a repeat customer and a sugar baby? The "no sex on first date" thing is just another publicity stunt to save face and let people know she's a "classy lady". She was forced to lower her age, women who are 30+ on SAdo not get messaged at all, maybe 6 messages in two month. 30+ girls have to message guys. The biggest group is 18-23 (50%) then 24-29 (40 %) and 30+ (20%). .

After going thru 20+ SA sluts, I know better.

After a search on SA tonight I saw girls I know, acquaintances and many girls you see on all the other apps and sites. Im searching 27-33, within the "marriageable" age range, supposedly good girls. Reading their descriptions, its clear to see how these women are truly broken, unworthy of a mans time and resources. Dont be deluded if you are looking for a GF on dating apps, or in the general market. Blatant value exchange is now the norm. Gaming demolishes all of this. Most of these girls are the easiest to game and mack. Even with all of the added attention from Roosh and Cernovich going mainstream, its a very slim percentage of men that have game, if these over 30 5's and 6's with acne scars are jumping into SA. If you want a wake up call, go search Match.com, then search SA, and see how many of the same girls are there. Will game become that much more effective if simping becomes so much easier and mainstream?

Still not letting these classy ladies in my home.

*And yes that chic looks way older, but British chics rapidly age, way faster than other countries. Why is this??

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Hilarious But Important Article About 45-Year-Old-Looking 25-Year-Old Sugar Baby - 262 - 11-05-2016

^ Coincides with what Rollo Tomassi once Tweeted - something to the effect of: hooking is the new dating.

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