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Forum game, Grant a wish - joseywales - 08-31-2015

Quote: (08-31-2015 06:24 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

Wish granted. But, for every Starbucks that goes out of business, two of these open.



I wish I could unsee this.

Wish granted. But now all you see is this.



I wish I lived far enough in the woods that I couldn't hear, see, or smell my neighbors.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - HighSpeed_LowDrag - 08-31-2015

Quote: (08-31-2015 06:24 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

Quote: (08-31-2015 06:05 PM)joseywales Wrote:  

I wish that anytime a SWPL girl said "I can't even" a Starbucks would go out of business.

Wish granted. But, for every Starbucks that goes out of business, two of these open.



I wish I could unsee this.

Wish granted. Now you must see this:



I wish Emily Ratajkowski were my sex slave.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Pride male - 08-31-2015

^^Wish granted. But the police would arrest you for having a sex slave.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Paracelsus - 08-31-2015

Quote: (08-31-2015 06:32 PM)joseywales Wrote:  

Quote: (08-31-2015 06:24 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

Wish granted. But, for every Starbucks that goes out of business, two of these open.



I wish I could unsee this.

Jesus Christ. I didn't know Kim Kardashian had a uterus up her asshole.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Cr33pin - 08-31-2015

Quote: (08-31-2015 06:32 PM)joseywales Wrote:  

Quote: (08-31-2015 06:24 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

Wish granted. But, for every Starbucks that goes out of business, two of these open.



I wish I could unsee this.

Wish granted. But now all you see is this.



I wish I lived far enough in the woods that I couldn't hear, see, or smell my neighbors.

Wish granted, but these are your horny neighbors:


I wish I have a white Lamborghini Aventador that I could drive

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Forum game, Grant a wish - PolymathGuru - 08-31-2015

Quote: (08-31-2015 08:46 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

Wish granted, but these are your horny neighbors:


I wish I have a white Lamborghini Aventador that I could drive

Wish granted. But you needed to sell it to afford all the speeding tickets you accumulated.

I wish Tuthmosis made a wish on this thread.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Goldin Boy - 09-01-2015

Quote: (08-31-2015 07:22 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

^^Wish granted. But the police would arrest you for having a sex slave.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

You got skipped.

Wish granted. Now you can fly but you since you don't have Superman's invulnerability, you accidentally fly into a jet engine and die.

I wish for immortality.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Mark Fletcher - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 07:23 AM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  

Quote: (08-31-2015 07:22 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

^^Wish granted. But the police would arrest you for having a sex slave.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

You got skipped.

Wish granted. Now you can fly but you since you don't have Superman's invulnerability, you accidentally fly into a jet engine and die.

I wish for immortality.

Granted. You live forever as Lindy West's butt plug.

I wish I wasn't in a chemistry class right now.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - joseywales - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 09:22 AM)Mark Fletcher Wrote:  

Granted. You live forever as Lindy West's butt plug.

I wish I wasn't in a chemistry class right now.

Granted. Only now you're in organic chemistry class.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - PolymathGuru - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 09:55 AM)joseywales Wrote:  

\nGranted. Only now you're in organic chemistry class.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

Wish granted. Your internet connection is the fastest in the world. So everyone goes to your place to use it. The demand for the data is so much that it brings everything to pre-AOL data transfer rates.

I wish I could teleport where ever I like.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Cr33pin - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 10:14 AM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Quote: (09-01-2015 09:55 AM)joseywales Wrote:  

\nGranted. Only now you're in organic chemistry class.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

Wish granted. Your internet connection is the fastest in the world. So everyone goes to your place to use it. The demand for the data is so much that it brings everything to pre-AOL data transfer rates.

I wish I could teleport where ever I like.

Granted, but every time you teleport your become 6 inches shorter in height.

I wish PainPositive would hurry up and text me so we can go wake boarding

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Horus - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 10:14 AM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Wish granted. Your internet connection is the fastest in the world. So everyone goes to your place to use it. The demand for the data is so much that it brings everything to pre-AOL data transfer rates.

I wish I could teleport where ever I like.

Lindy West's vagina is the portal gate.

I wish I could google search for things in my house when I lose them.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Mark Fletcher - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 10:23 AM)Horus Wrote:  

Quote: (09-01-2015 10:14 AM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Wish granted. Your internet connection is the fastest in the world. So everyone goes to your place to use it. The demand for the data is so much that it brings everything to pre-AOL data transfer rates.

I wish I could teleport where ever I like.

Lindy West's vagina is the portal gate.

I wish I could google search for things in my house when I lose them.

Granted, but you find them all in Lindy West's putrid snatch.
I wish I had two functioning penises, one right next to the original

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Mark Fletcher - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 09:55 AM)joseywales Wrote:  

Quote: (09-01-2015 09:22 AM)Mark Fletcher Wrote:  

Granted. You live forever as Lindy West's butt plug.

I wish I wasn't in a chemistry class right now.

Granted. Only now you're in organic chemistry class.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

I already was in organic actually

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Forum game, Grant a wish - PolymathGuru - 09-01-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 11:44 AM)Mark Fletcher Wrote:  

Quote: (09-01-2015 10:23 AM)Horus Wrote:  

Quote: (09-01-2015 10:14 AM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Wish granted. Your internet connection is the fastest in the world. So everyone goes to your place to use it. The demand for the data is so much that it brings everything to pre-AOL data transfer rates.

I wish I could teleport where ever I like.

Lindy West's vagina is the portal gate.

I wish I could google search for things in my house when I lose them.

Granted, but you find them all in Lindy West's putrid snatch.
I wish I had two functioning penises, one right next to the original

Wish Granted. However, they cockblock each other.

I wish for an animated gif of roosh going super saiyan.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Tex - 09-06-2015

Quote: (09-01-2015 05:44 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Wish Granted. However, they cockblock each other.

I wish for an animated gif of roosh going super saiyan.

Wish granted. You now have a useless gif of Roosh Williams going super saiyan, and you can only see it when you click the correct sequence of butts on www.butts.life.

I wish I could forget that I ever walked in on Mark Fletcher getting his Irish flag.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - PolymathGuru - 09-06-2015

Quote: (09-06-2015 01:39 AM)Tex Wrote:  

Quote: (09-01-2015 05:44 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Wish Granted. However, they cockblock each other.

I wish for an animated gif of roosh going super saiyan.

Wish granted. You now have a useless gif of Roosh Williams going super saiyan, and you can only see it when you click the correct sequence of butts on www.butts.life.

I wish I could forget that I ever walked in on Mark Fletcher getting his Irish flag.

Wish granted. Your mind goes blank of everything. You need to relearn game and even the english language.

I wish I didn't need to sleep and operate normally without it.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - RIslander - 04-28-2016

Quote: (09-06-2015 06:54 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

I wish I didn't need to sleep and operate normally without it.

Wish granted, but you become a Trigglypuff.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - realologist - 04-28-2016

Quote: (04-28-2016 07:12 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

Quote: (09-06-2015 06:54 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

I wish I didn't need to sleep and operate normally without it.

Wish granted, but you become a Trigglypuff.

Nice try but Trigglypuff doesn't operate normally.

I wish I could create sexy girls at my whim like the movie weird science.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - YoungBlade - 04-28-2016

Quote: (04-28-2016 07:31 PM)realologist Wrote:  

I wish I could create sexy girls at my whim like the movie weird science.

Wish granted, but the sexy girls you make all have fart fetishes.

I wish my liver was indestructible.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - RIslander - 04-28-2016

Quote: (04-28-2016 07:31 PM)realologist Wrote:  

Nice try but Trigglypuff doesn't operate normally.

I wish I could create sexy girls at my whim like the movie weird science.

Brah you even play Grant a Wish?

Quote: (04-28-2016 07:58 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

I wish my liver was indestructible.

Wish granted, but your liver produces enzymes that stop your dick from working.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Suits - 04-28-2016

I wish this thread had died the quiet death that it deserved.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - RIslander - 04-29-2016

Quote: (04-28-2016 08:44 PM)Suits Wrote:  

I wish this thread had died the quiet death that it deserved.

Granted, but the thread becomes a ghost and haunts your ass.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - Tactician - 04-29-2016

Quote: (04-28-2016 08:44 PM)Suits Wrote:  

I wish this thread had died the quiet death that it deserved.

Granted, but three years later Mercenary bumps it and it becomes the most popular thread.

I wish anime was real.

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Forum game, Grant a wish - MiscBrah - 04-29-2016

Quote: (04-29-2016 11:37 PM)Tactician Wrote:  

Granted, but three years later Mercenary bumps it and it becomes the most popular thread.

I wish anime was real.

Wish granted but you're stuck in gay anime porn forever

I wish I was a Greek God

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