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Weirdest girls you've met online? - olspice1588 - 01-20-2015

When I was on POF, I ran into a profile of two twins who liked to watch each other bang someone else. Both were half-Pakistani and half-Colombian, the ethnicities I wanted to get with most; lived close to my current home; and grew up mere miles from me on the West Coast. Money, right? Except one was a dude.

This was before I read any literature on game, so I thought "Sure, why not?"

I had multiple text conversations and one phone call with them. I told the guy I was bisexual (a lie) but was not yet ready to get with a guy, trying to shake him off. I also tried to set him up with my gay roommate at one point.

Arranged a date with the girl at a Mediterranean place, and she was all excited. Until...she never showed up. I sat around for an hour.

I had been texting both, assuming both were in some loop, via Kik. I figured out that the girl blocked me on both POF and Kik. Anyway, I had an interesting exchange with her brother the next day about why his sister flaked. He had no idea because (to him) she apparently was excited to meet me, so he thought I might have done or said something to piss her off (nothing). He concluded she must have been on her period (yeah right). He offered to hook up with me if I couldn't have her lol (silver lining is that I knew now that I was only supposed to bang the sis), and I declined. Anyway, he said to give the (probably borderline) sister some space...I never contacted them again.

I wouldn't have minded having her gay twin watch cuz she was smoking hot. BUT...yeah...the whole thing was way too much trouble (and WEIRD).

Your guys' stories?


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Barron - 01-20-2015

You know it was him the whole time right?


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Slacker101 - 01-20-2015

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:04 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  

You know it was him the whole time right?

This. Old bait and switch, there is actually a post about this in the Craigs List thread somewhere. One of the members likes to do this as a girl looking to hookup with another girl. Sends her prospects to her "friend" for evaluation. It works quite well from what he says.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Latan - 01-20-2015

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:04 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  

You know it was him the whole time right?
Why am I so stupid? I didn't even think about this possibility. :/


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Monxp - 01-20-2015

I put a really bad dating ad online just for fun. I forgot about it, but about one month later I got a single reply:
"Hey, I know this sounds strange, but I would like to lose my virginity. I feel really ashamed of it. People have said I'm quite cute and I have okay boobs, I guess. Please reply even if you don't want to meet me"

I thought this was a scam, but sent her:
"Send me a picture of you with a note with my 'name' on it"

She replied after an hour with the picture, but the name was backwards. Did reverse search and found nothing, so I thought she just was a bit stupid. I told her to send her phone number to me and she did and said "I hope I can trust you". Sent her couple of messages and then I told her to come to the local mall next day. She did and we went to my place. I tried chatting with her, but she was really shy, even scared, so I just put her close by and kissed her. She flinched and I asked if she had kissed before, she said no. Then I continued the game to bed and she was asking "How?" all the time when I told her to take my shirt off, suck my dick or anything. When I took out her pants, I saw that she had cutted herself. Half of her right food had a name of a guy on it. I thought that this was a classic example of "putting your dick into a crazy girl", but decided to bang her anyway since I was horny and she was naked and there was no LRM.

Later on, I asked why she had cut herself and found out that the name belongs to a famous person and she had came from a brain surgery few days ago. I guess almost dying makes you want the D.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Erasmus - 01-20-2015

I banged a chick from Tinder a couple of months ago. After the second time she asked me not to wash my dick next time so she could lick the smegma off my dick. the candlewax as she called it.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - olspice1588 - 01-20-2015

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:04 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  

You know it was him the whole time right?

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:09 AM)Slacker101 Wrote:  

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:04 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  

You know it was him the whole time right?

This. Old bait and switch, there is actually a post about this in the Craigs List thread somewhere. One of the members likes to do this as a girl looking to hookup with another girl. Sends her prospects to her "friend" for evaluation. It works quite well from what he says.

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:14 AM)Latan Wrote:  

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:04 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  

You know it was him the whole time right?
Why am I so stupid? I didn't even think about this possibility. :/

Lol, yeah, I hadn't considered the possibility.

I actually had a phone conversation with both. Also, the post-flake convo was him being all confused about why she would flake and trying to piece together it all...for three straight hours (remember, this was before I read anything from Roosh and whatnot). His "let's hookup" comment was a brief tack-on at the end. Seems like too much effort of being an emotional tampon for me for it to be the bait and switch (though if it were, it would be hilarious in retrospect).

Quote: (01-20-2015 07:01 AM)Monxp Wrote:  

I put a really bad dating ad online just for fun. I forgot about it, but about one month later I got a single reply:
"Hey, I know this sounds strange, but I would like to lose my virginity. I feel really ashamed of it. People have said I'm quite cute and I have okay boobs, I guess. Please reply even if you don't want to meet me"

I thought this was a scam, but sent her:
"Send me a picture of you with a note with my 'name' on it"

She replied after an hour with the picture, but the name was backwards. Did reverse search and found nothing, so I thought she just was a bit stupid. I told her to send her phone number to me and she did and said "I hope I can trust you". Sent her couple of messages and then I told her to come to the local mall next day. She did and we went to my place. I tried chatting with her, but she was really shy, even scared, so I just put her close by and kissed her. She flinched and I asked if she had kissed before, she said no. Then I continued the game to bed and she was asking "How?" all the time when I told her to take my shirt off, suck my dick or anything. When I took out her pants, I saw that she had cutted herself. Half of her right food had a name of a guy on it. I thought that this was a classic example of "putting your dick into a crazy girl", but decided to bang her anyway since I was horny and she was naked and there was no LRM.

Later on, I asked why she had cut herself and found out that the name belongs to a famous person and she had came from a brain surgery few days ago. I guess almost dying makes you want the D.

WTF. Possible brain damage from her op. Mildly disturbing.

Quote: (01-20-2015 01:17 PM)Erasmus Wrote:  

I banged a chick from Tinder a couple of months ago. After the second time she asked me not to wash my dick next time so she could lick the smegma off my dick. the candlewax as she called it.

Lol, God, some people are whack.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - trainwreck - 01-20-2015

Both chicks I actually didn't bang.

Both on tinder - both 8/10's - both local chicks.

One half russian chick has all these dark pictures on her instagram, a generally very emo attitude and randomly hit me up the other day in the middle of the night, saying she just had done some cocaine. Complains about how shitty everything is and how life sucks. Apparently her friend knows me and thinks of me as the perfect boyfriend (!?) - never met her in real life either.

The other one is an anorexic blonde but... she's obsessed with cooking. She's 18 but has travelled all over the world for a "nonprofit" organization as she says. Incredibly busy. Dated a guy for 4yrs and has a tattoo on her that they both have. She's the girl that I so far would most compare to a cat. Constantly glued to her phone and her talking topics would change from something like baking a cake to world peace and back to some picture she'd posted on Instagram earlier, lol. Would make out with me, but then always find some excuse to leave once I'd start escalating. Once it was her brother who allegedly was at her house, the other time it was dinner with the parents, it went on like this.

Funny enough, I'd never date either one of them. But I would have loved to bang them, given how crazy they were.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Bacchus - 01-20-2015

My oddest happened relatively early in my online dating career. The girl showed up in a bluish wig. We met at a hipster bar, her suggestion. This is the type of venue that when I went to the bathroom, two queers were doing coke in plain sight. It was a Monday. She kept showing me pictures of some 'modeling' she'd done for a Suicide Girls rip-off. She spent the rest of the date selling pills to various friends of hers.

I didn't get the bang.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Rawmeo - 01-21-2015

Met a smartphone addict 1 week ago, but when I say addict, I mean it. The plan was to meet her for drinks, and obviously, I will try to pull her to my place.

From the second she met me, she had her phone in her hands ALWAYS. After 5 minutes of walking to go to the bar, she walked straight into a lightpost because she was glued to her phone. We went up a flight of stairs, and she almost fell down in the stairs because of texting. I looked at her phone over her shoulder a few times, and she was just scrolling down on Facebook. Nothing important.

After 15 minutes like that, we still didn't arrive at the bar, but I bailed without even saying bye. I looked at her from a distance when walking away, and she was still texting, probably she didn't even notice that I was gone.

I get a text 10 minutes later, "hey where are you? i'm lost, i thought you followed me"

Yeah.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - aphelion - 01-21-2015

Quote: (01-21-2015 08:16 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  

Met a smartphone addict 1 week ago, but when I say addict, I mean it. The plan was to meet her for drinks, and obviously, I will try to pull her to my place.

From the second she met me, she had her phone in her hands ALWAYS. After 5 minutes of walking to go to the bar, she walked straight into a lightpost because she was glued to her phone. We went up a flight of stairs, and she almost fell down in the stairs because of texting. I looked at her phone over her shoulder a few times, and she was just scrolling down on Facebook. Nothing important.

After 15 minutes like that, we still didn't arrive at the bar, but I bailed without even saying bye. I looked at her from a distance when walking away, and she was still texting, probably she didn't even notice that I was gone.

I get a text 10 minutes later, "hey where are you? i'm lost, i thought you followed me"

Yeah.

This is the best thing I've heard all day.

I had an OkCupid date tell me that she was into adult Harry Potter fanfics and tentacle porn. I was too beta and went after it anyway but it didn't work out.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - MtnMan - 01-21-2015

tentacle porn!!! i once bought an old audi and found 6 dvds of anime tentacle porn under the seat. Strangest thing Ive seen. I used to sneak it on during big parties at my house in college and watch people reactions as they noticed what was on the TV.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Easy_C - 01-21-2015

Quote: (01-21-2015 11:41 AM)MtnMan Wrote:  

tentacle porn!!! i once bought an old audi and found 6 dvds of anime tentacle porn under the seat. Strangest thing Ive seen. I used to sneak it on during big parties at my house in college and watch people reactions as they noticed what was on the TV.

That sounds hilarious.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Balkanite - 01-21-2015

Not weird but never had this happen to me before. Had an okc date last year. We met a bar she was late. I kid you not she answered her work phone 3 times because she was some half ass hotel events coordinator and had an event coming up...granted I don't fault someone who takes their job seriously but really. My job is to keep power plants running and I didn't look at my phone for an hour. It's too bad she had a nice backside.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Rawmeo - 01-22-2015

This just came into my mind, it was 2 years ago but still worth mentioning...

This is probably the most beta blue-pill thing I did in my life; probably swallowing the whole box of pills.

I meet this girl online, and we plan a dinner-movie date. So I bring her to a sushi restaurant, and during the dinner, she mentions that she has a fuck friend and that she will continue banging him no matter what happens. Still, the bill comes, $60 and I pay for her, and she asks if she can bring her fuck friend to the movies with us. Thinking that getting closer to the people she likes will get me a ticket to her pants, I say sure no problem. She was texting him a lot during the dinner.

We arrive at the theater and the guy is already there waiting for us. Again, to be the "nice guy", I pay for all 3 people, movies & drinks. The movie starts, and she starts cuddling with him. She is sitting between us. I try to "escalate" to take her hand, but she keeps pushing me away while cuddling him. This lasted until the movie ended, and it was a 3-hour Harry Potter movie.

When the movie was over, she said she needed to go home because her fuck friend's parents had plans for them, so they just left.

When I think about that today, I don't think of anything else that can be more blue-pill. This chick was looking for a beta orbiter / provider and I fell into that.

Anyway, glad I swallowed the red pill now.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - ~wrIghter~ - 01-22-2015

Quote: (01-22-2015 01:17 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  

This just came into my mind, it was 2 years ago but still worth mentioning...

This is probably the most beta blue-pill thing I did in my life; probably swallowing the whole box of pills.

I meet this girl online, and we plan a dinner-movie date. So I bring her to a sushi restaurant, and during the dinner, she mentions that she has a fuck friend and that she will continue banging him no matter what happens. Still, the bill comes, $60 and I pay for her, and she asks if she can bring her fuck friend to the movies with us. Thinking that getting closer to the people she likes will get me a ticket to her pants, I say sure no problem. She was texting him a lot during the dinner.

We arrive at the theater and the guy is already there waiting for us. Again, to be the "nice guy", I pay for all 3 people, movies & drinks. The movie starts, and she starts cuddling with him. She is sitting between us. I try to "escalate" to take her hand, but she keeps pushing me away while cuddling him. This lasted until the movie ended, and it was a 3-hour Harry Potter movie.

When the movie was over, she said she needed to go home because her fuck friend's parents had plans for them, so they just left.

When I think about that today, I don't think of anything else that can be more blue-pill. This chick was looking for a beta orbiter / provider and I fell into that.

Anyway, glad I swallowed the red pill now.

That is insane bro...was she that hot that she could convince you to allow her fuck buddy to join the date? I couldn't imagine doing that but we do go through some crazy shit before we know better.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Rawmeo - 01-22-2015

She was a 7.5 on today's scale, so yeah kinda good looking.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Latan - 01-22-2015

Wow alex3948, that was brutal. :/


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Rangarr - 01-22-2015

Tindering at like 10pm in the evening on a Wednesday. Get a match, quick chat, let's meet up for drinks, got her number.

Then I write to her "let's meet up soon but not on this weekend cause I'm driving away". "aw, I can't make it on the weekend or friday.... how about sooner....today?". My interest got piqued. she asked for my adress. by that point it was 11pm, she was living in another city and had to drive her friend home. but it was ok, I waited. then at 1am she arrives, we just say hi and those were the only words spoken for the next hour.

now this thirsty behavior might be called weird but it's almost normal in today's Tinder world. the weird part was the girl itself: she was slim and in shape, German descent. her hair in the front was long and straightened, the back part was rolled into dreadlocks. her earlobes were expanded and hung down up to her jaw. her body was completely covered in tattoos: a diamond on the chest, and owl, tweety, tazmanian devil, stars, random words I forgot. but the weirdest tattoo, nothing could've prepared me for it. as I turned her around and started fucking her doggy style, I saw....... A DICK tattooed unto her right ass cheek. I wasn't sure what to do. Laugh? Feel disgusted? Proclaim no homo?

anyway, Tinder is a weird thing, regarding the stories that it can give you. I thought about it but I couldn't come up with an answer where I'd even be able to meet such a girl in real life. I never saw her again, but I don't think I'll ever get a more weirder story than The Girl With The Dick Tattoo


Weirdest girls you've met online? - babygirlhesaloner - 01-22-2015

Quote: (01-22-2015 01:17 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  

This just came into my mind, it was 2 years ago but still worth mentioning...

This is probably the most beta blue-pill thing I did in my life; probably swallowing the whole box of pills.

I meet this girl online, and we plan a dinner-movie date. So I bring her to a sushi restaurant, and during the dinner, she mentions that she has a fuck friend and that she will continue banging him no matter what happens. Still, the bill comes, $60 and I pay for her, and she asks if she can bring her fuck friend to the movies with us. Thinking that getting closer to the people she likes will get me a ticket to her pants, I say sure no problem. She was texting him a lot during the dinner.

We arrive at the theater and the guy is already there waiting for us. Again, to be the "nice guy", I pay for all 3 people, movies & drinks. The movie starts, and she starts cuddling with him. She is sitting between us. I try to "escalate" to take her hand, but she keeps pushing me away while cuddling him. This lasted until the movie ended, and it was a 3-hour Harry Potter movie.

When the movie was over, she said she needed to go home because her fuck friend's parents had plans for them, so they just left.

When I think about that today, I don't think of anything else that can be more blue-pill. This chick was looking for a beta orbiter / provider and I fell into that.

Anyway, glad I swallowed the red pill now.

I refuse to believe anybody could be *that* blue pill. I remember once doing this girls homework for her back in school, but even I wouldn't have put up with that. God damn.


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Sourcecode - 01-22-2015

Theres so many... Every girl is weird in some way or another.

Rich Croatian Banker messed me with no profile(didn't want clients to find her OKC) account. Met her, and she tried to pull the control card with how much money she made. We went back to her place and she was a horrible lay. She texted me on whatsapp for weeks after trying to flaunt her new boytoy to me..as if it was my loss for never talking to her again.

I met a cute romanian girl in Cluj that showed up to the date wearing no bra..talked about all kinds of weird stuff..got back to the house and she started acting really sketch.. I told her..she can leave anytime she wanted. but she kept hanging around talking to herself about how she wanted to fuck but didnt wanna be that girl.

This Hungarian girl was about a 7.. kept inviting me out on dates..saying her friend was with her..She gave her friend my number.. and I found her facebook after girl 2 started texting me.. She was bulldyke looking girl. They wanted me to fuck both of them..I said fuck that.

Years back there was a German chicks that traveled like 3 hours to a different city. I was at another club.. and met her later in the night. Apparently she had a boyfriend in the city already..I saw her boyfriend get in a fight with another dude..and they both got kicked out.Minutes later she was making out with me. and introduced me to her brother..that was at the club also.
Her brother was a frail dude.. but after talking to him.. I found out she had a fiance back home.. they had been together for like 7 years. She was fucking him... plus a side boyfriend.. plus meeting me
And her brother waited at mcdonalds for me to finish fucking his sister.


I had blue pill tendencies at a point.. And met a really flirty girl in germany. The day of the date..she sprung the.. a friend of mine just came into town.
turns out that the friend was her boyfriend..So i met the girl and her boyfriend..and they took me out for lunch..around town. I felt like the "date" turned into a tour of the city..until they start talking about the park that people always go to hook up..and they walked me there. I slowly figured out that I was too dumb to realize they were probably swingers... I dipped out on them..and told some friends..They all agreed..that I got set up by the two..trying to get a third guy in the mix.

This punk american chick with green hair came straight to my hotel..no words..just pure sadistic sex.. I got cum in her hair.. and she left he hotel with is still all in her hair.

Most recently a chick.. that was straight forward.. and wanted to fuck. but it was winter and freezing outside.
We got down to within an hour of her coming over.. but she asked if she could spend the night..because if she left the house..her parents would set the alarm and she wouldnt be allowed to come back until morning.
She was super sketch.. and i refused to let her spend the night.
I still smashed later on..but tried to keep distance.. she goes in between messaging me.. so pick her up for some random reason to fuck... and her saying..don't text me..im back with my ex.
this goes on every couple days..


The blue pillest of stories was during what I call a red pill relapse.
I had been doing real well.. then pulled a date with this chick that looked really wholesome...I broke all the rules.. texted a lot.. added her to facebook.
We went out for a quick meal.. and I paid for the meal.
things were going well...but she would tell random stories of getting kicked out her last place...getting fired ect.
For some reason..I didnt read all the red flags.
We went out for a drinks after the quick meal.. and guess what..I paid the first beer too.
Her stories get weirder and weirder as she talks about living in this apartment complex that hasnt even been completely finished yet.. and she lives with 3 other dude..
She's all over me being touch and feeling..but admits that.. we cant go to her place..cause theres a bunch of dudes there...then she gets a call from a dude that one of the guys is crazy and started breaking all the shit in her apartment.
I never see her again... weeks later..she pops up on facebook excited about becoming a stripper...

Almost forgot the story of one of warsaws femem leaders
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-35354-...#pid850254


Weirdest girls you've met online? - ~wrIghter~ - 01-22-2015

Quote: (01-22-2015 04:28 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

Years back there was a German chicks that traveled like 3 hours to a different city. I was at another club.. and met her later in the night. Apparently she had a boyfriend in the city already..I saw her boyfriend get in a fight with another dude..and they both got kicked out.Minutes later she was making out with me. and introduced me to her brother..that was at the club also.
Her brother was a frail dude.. but after talking to him.. I found out she had a fiance back home.. they had been together for like 7 years. She was fucking him... plus a side boyfriend.. plus meeting me
And her brother waited at mcdonalds for me to finish fucking his sister.

Quote:Quote:

Most recently a chick.. that was straight forward.. and wanted to fuck. but it was winter and freezing outside.
We got down to within an hour of her coming over.. but she asked if she could spend the night..because if she left the house..her parents would set the alarm and she wouldn't be allowed to come back until morning.
She was super sketch.. and i refused to let her spend the night.
I still smashed later on..but tried to keep distance.. she goes in between messaging me.. so pick her up for some random reason to fuck... and her saying..don't text me..im back with my ex.
this goes on every couple days..

Geeze, so what kind of brother sits around while his sister whoring herself out? You did mention him being frail, but that kind of makes me sick. I couldn't sit by knowing what's going on. I wouldn't put up with
my sister being like that. Now that I think about it, she's the one being a player...I guess for me its the whole brother being there and knowing all of this that throws me off.

The next girl is interesting as well haha. So you're still fucking after she just got back with her ex? Kind of defeats the purpose of her being in an relationship...


Weirdest girls you've met online? - Sourcecode - 01-22-2015

In the end the guy she was with all those years kicked her to the curb(must have bbeen a moment of red pil)
Within months..She was married and pregnant with the boyfriend I saw get in a fight and the bar ( for the record..she didn't know I saw it all) I was just getting to the second club when I saw everything go down.. I just hung back an got a drink)
Later...she messaged a bit..She got a massive chest piece tattoo of a bible quote.
I'm sure she had 2 side dudes, me being the third.. all in this other city..
I remember her brother justifying it ith something like " my sister will do what she wants to do.. and she invites me out to party with her" So she pretty much brought her brother out regular..so he could socialize..while she got smashed by other dudes...then they would both take the train back home to their shitty small german town..and act like nothing ever happend.

The other weirdo girl.. Her boyfriend must be really beta...or he is smashing other chicks and keeps her around for the crazy sex.
It seems like she just has a bunch of lose crews..for that time that she is with her boyfriend.. I don't hear from her at all.
then she'll just send a message saying.. "can you fuck me" and itll be on for a couple days.. before she dissapears.
Who knows..
I know the chick is crazy..but the strange pussy is alluring


Weirdest girls you've met online? - AneroidOcean - 01-22-2015

I feel lucky that the weirdest girl I ever met online was really weird, but the most bonerkilling thing was that she had bad BO.

Pretty tame in comparison. This thread doesn't make me look forward to online dating in the future.

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Weirdest girls you've met online? - Lion of Judah - 01-22-2015

Quote: (01-20-2015 12:37 AM)olspice1588 Wrote:  

When I was on POF, I ran into a profile of two twins who liked to watch each other bang someone else. Both were half-Pakistani and half-Colombian, the ethnicities I wanted to get with most; lived close to my current home; and grew up mere miles from me on the West Coast. Money, right? Except one was a dude.

This was before I read any literature on game, so I thought "Sure, why not?"

I had multiple text conversations and one phone call with them. I told the guy I was bisexual (a lie) but was not yet ready to get with a guy, trying to shake him off. I also tried to set him up with my gay roommate at one point.

Arranged a date with the girl at a Mediterranean place, and she was all excited. Until...she never showed up. I sat around for an hour.

I had been texting both, assuming both were in some loop, via Kik. I figured out that the girl blocked me on both POF and Kik. Anyway, I had an interesting exchange with her brother the next day about why his sister flaked. He had no idea because (to him) she apparently was excited to meet me, so he thought I might have done or said something to piss her off (nothing). He concluded she must have been on her period (yeah right). He offered to hook up with me if I couldn't have her lol (silver lining is that I knew now that I was only supposed to bang the sis), and I declined. Anyway, he said to give the (probably borderline) sister some space...I never contacted them again.

I wouldn't have minded having her gay twin watch cuz she was smoking hot. BUT...yeah...the whole thing was way too much trouble (and WEIRD).

Your guys' stories?


Quote: (01-20-2015 04:14 AM)Latan Wrote:  

Quote: (01-20-2015 04:04 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  

You know it was him the whole time right?
Why am I so stupid? I didn't even think about this possibility. :/


One of the funniest things I've ever read. i can't contribute to this thread, but that's hilarious.