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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - SteveMcMahon - 11-12-2014

This was pretty funny. No matter how ugly a woman is, there's always some poor bastard who's just as thirsty.

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Britain's 'most jealous woman' who forces her man to take lie detector test every time he leaves house finally gets married


She mates, then she eats

DEBBI Wood - who also trawled partner Steve's phone, email and bank statements and put filters on his laptop - confirmed the couple's nuptials on Facebook.

A WOMAN dubbed the most jealous in the UK has finally married her man.

Debbi Wood, 31, previously told how she forces partner Steve Wood to take a lie detector test every time he he returned to the house in case he'd been unfaithful.

The couple walked down the aisle on Halloween and Steve made it plain on Facebook that his wife was worth it despite all her insecurity

He said: "Well me and debs are husband and wife ... Officially ... Wow."

In an earlier post, he said: "The next time I post something on here I will be doing so as a married man ... Who'd have thought eh??

"Thanks to everyone who has been with me on this journey of life up to now and to the amazing woman who in just a couple of hours from now will be my wife ... Love you babe."

Debbi, from Dunoon, Argyll, who now lives in Shepshed, near Leicester, also changed her relationship status to inform pals of her nuptials.

Paranoid Debbi — who suffers from delusional disorder Othello syndrome — even trawls Steve's phone, email and bank statements and put filters on his laptop.
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He'd better pray she never asks him "Do I look fat in this?" while he's plugged into the lie detector.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - TheWastelander - 11-12-2014

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - kbell - 11-12-2014

That expression on the things face is hilarious. Its like she smelled a fart, and didn't know who let it. Probably should be a forum meme.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Pride male - 11-12-2014

I pity the fool.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - kaotic - 11-12-2014

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - HighSpeed_LowDrag - 11-12-2014

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - CTking - 11-12-2014

Id like to say i feel bad for the guy but i really dont. I mean just look...look at her face. You just cant feel bad for someone that would voluntarily put up with that everyday

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - UroboricForms - 11-12-2014

HOLY SHIT....some wedding picture!

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Mike5055 - 11-12-2014

They deserve each other.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - kaotic - 11-12-2014

I wonder what the odds are on this couple getting divorced ?

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Mekorig - 11-12-2014

ufff, that thing looks like one of the "Spitting Image" puppets!

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Seamus - 11-12-2014

I see a guy like that and I just want to slap him.

He shaves his head, picks up 20lbs of muscle and gets a tan and he's living life.

But instead he has to stick his dick in that Thing every night. Tragic.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Troll King - 11-12-2014

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Bacchus - 11-12-2014

He looks like Brianna Wu.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Surreyman - 11-12-2014

They got married on October 31st.

Significant?

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Soothesayer - 11-12-2014

I remember this feeling. It was my first time playing Baldur's Gate. I'd cut through a forest of spiders and all manner of eight-legged hybrids until I caught site of a cave. I entered... and met the Spider Queen.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Engineer - 11-12-2014

Maybe she has a great personality? A great, big, large, enormous personality? Larger than life?

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Vamonos Pest - 11-12-2014

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He'd better pray she never asks him "Do I look fat in this?" while he's plugged into the lie detector.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - bacon - 11-12-2014

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - germanico - 11-12-2014

Fucking asshole couldnt even smile for her wedding picture.

Fuck them all.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - WD-40 - 11-12-2014

Quote: (11-12-2014 05:23 PM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

Paranoid Debbi — who suffers from delusional disorder Othello syndrome —

And that's not all - paranoid Debbi (who is 12 years older than her spouse) also suffers from bipolar and body dysmorphic disorders.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Krusyos - 11-12-2014

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - Veloce - 11-12-2014

This story needs more Captain Ahab

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - AntiTrace - 11-12-2014

Quote: (11-12-2014 05:24 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:  

i have rarely laughed out loud from a gif before.

lol.

I tip my hate to you sir.

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Man marries landwhale who makes him take lie detector - samsamsam - 11-12-2014

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Miss Wood was diagnosed with Othello Syndrome earlier this year in September and her condition has affected her so much that she has barely left the house in six months.

Is that real? WTF? Oh and she is 42, another WTF?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...-test.html

Edit: Apparently she isn't paranoid that food will make her a fat fuck.

#SaveSteveWood #Voidwedding #HopeSteveDiesPeacefullyWhenSuffocatedBy400lbs

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