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Scuba_Instructor - 01-09-2014
I'm going with 'Oyster on the Barbershop Floor'.
Don't even remember where it came from, but the image of it makes me chuckle every time.
I'll always have a soft-spot for 'clunge', too. Just hits the spot.
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delicioustacos - 01-09-2014
Anything after paragraph 3 in any story from Oui, Swank, Cheri or any other 2d-tier hardcore mag a hobo gave you as a kid. Writers would run out of simple shit like "pussy" and "cunt" early and reach for "clam" and "muff." By the 2d act they're into shit like "snizz" and the aformentioned "clunge." Back in the day when writers ran out of words they'd just shake up a Boggle rack.
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scotian - 01-09-2014
Little man in the boat, although that refers to the clitoris,
a little man sailing the big vagina sea.
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urbannomad - 01-09-2014
Kuma (swahili)
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Scuba_Instructor - 01-09-2014
Quote: (01-09-2014 01:09 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:
Anything after paragraph 3 in any story from Oui, Swank, Cheri or any other 2d-tier hardcore mag a hobo gave you as a kid. Writers would run out of simple shit like "pussy" and "cunt" early and reach for "clam" and "muff." By the 2d act they're into shit like "snizz" and the aformentioned "clunge." Back in the day when writers ran out of words they'd just shake up a Boggle rack.
Any sentence that contains both "aforementioned" and "clunge" is a winner in my book
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Pinocchio - 01-09-2014
Bag of slugs
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speakeasy - 01-09-2014
Bearded clam. Vertical smile.
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Hencredible Casanova - 01-09-2014
I've long had a running group e-mail thread with some of my best friends, many of whom work in Corporate America. We just shoot the shit about current events and things going on in our lives. Because most them use their work computers when e-mailing from their private accounts, we often use our own contrived slang to describe things that would otherwise be detected by their IT departments. It's so extensive and elaborate that even the CIA would be hard-pressed to know wtf we're talking about most of the time.
That said, we refer to pussy as "vajayjay" or simply "vj."
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Kloob - 01-09-2014
Whisker Biscuit
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kinjutsu - 01-09-2014
"Her club" As in i shot her club up (cumming inside her)
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TigerMandingo - 01-09-2014
The guys over at MGTOW use "gash" which I thought was pretty funny.
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SheriffBart - 01-09-2014
Snapper
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Avon Barksdale - 01-09-2014
Strange
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Virtus - 01-09-2014
I like Larry David's ASL demo
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Antifeminist One - 01-09-2014
Stench trench.
But bag of slugs made me lol
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Quintus Curtius - 01-09-2014
Ancient Chinese phrase:
The Jade Gate
Old European phrase:
Mound of Venus
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DJ-Matt - 01-09-2014
Axe wound
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kosko - 01-09-2014
Hot Box
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Hotwheels - 01-09-2014
I was kicking around the idea of starting a thread on this very topic the past couple days. lolzzzz
My favs;
Axe Wound
Gash
Tunatown
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Bacchus - 01-09-2014
I like the double o words- cooter, cooch, and poon
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commiejoe - 01-09-2014
eel pocket
gravy boat
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Scuba_Instructor - 01-09-2014
Just remembered another old favourite - "Badly Packed Kebab".
Poetic.
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nek - 01-09-2014
Pink Taco, Bearded Clam, Hairy Hatchet wound
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pheonix500000 - 01-09-2014
pum pum
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Cyr - 01-09-2014
Wizards sleeve (for a loose, worn out pussy) , putang.