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Troubadour444 - 12-09-2013
Gentleman, I open the floor wide, wide open for all the potential social commentary that this story is begging for.
Beta despair, Consumerism, Globalization, Eastern and Chinese Culture...
Harassed boyfriend jumped to his death after his girlfriend insisted on going into another clothes shop
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-shop.html
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renotime - 12-09-2013
He could have tried saying no.
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Aliblahba - 12-09-2013
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She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint...
Did she mean skinflute?
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Peregrine - 12-09-2013
He could have tried throwing her over the railing first.
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Target Acquisition - 12-09-2013
He should have taken the shopping bags with him in his fall!...
instead of which, he first put the bags at the feet of his shouting girlfriend, and then jumps, empty-handed, to his death :
Totally Beta, including at the last minute. Lived beta and died beta, poor sod.
And now this chick is happy : she's got the bags full of gifts, and at the same time got rid of her old, worn-out boyfriend. Free to find a new one : I bet she won't mourn long, that one...
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Que enspastic - 12-09-2013
Girlfriend asks you to see one more shop.
You get upset and literally kill yourself.
Was that Beta?
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Christian McQueen - 12-09-2013
Maybe, I'm just a bad man, but this is hysterical.
Methinks the dude had additional problems...
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Flavius Aetius - 12-09-2013
Social Darwinism in action.
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Aliblahba - 12-09-2013
This story would have had a better ending if he threw her over the side.
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MidniteSpecial - 12-09-2013
Shop til you drop. Lol.
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teh_skeeze - 12-09-2013
Top that motherfuckers!
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Hotwheels - 12-09-2013
Christmas in China?
Learn something new every day
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Mike5055 - 12-09-2013
I never understand people who get so sad/mad that they kill themselves. Now, I'm not advocating murder, but this guy should have tossed the girl, not himself.
Total beta.
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WanderingSoul - 12-09-2013
What a faggot. Good riddance.
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randomForest - 12-09-2013
Yet more proof that Game saves lives. If he'd known about "amused mastery" he'd have had all tools to handle this situation.
Or avoid being there entirely.
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Cincinnatus - 12-09-2013
Dude was apparently lugging around her bags full of shit, threw 'em down, then hopped over the railing to his death.
He should've threw the bags down, walked to the car, and drove off.
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Christian McQueen - 12-09-2013
"An eyewitness said: 'He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more.
'She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument.'"
^Sounded like a bitch lmao.
Proper Way To Handle This:
(Set her bags on the floor and smile at her)
"I'm leaving now. Leave with me or take a cab."
Death avoided.
$1,000 says he was paying for all the shopping.
The real question is: Did she continue to shop?
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ThatGuyNamedTom - 12-09-2013
She's probably going to be wearing one of her new pairs of shoes at his funeral.
...
Meh, who am I kidding? She won't show up.
Bitch.
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Windom Earle - 12-09-2013
What's a skinflint?
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Hotwheels - 12-09-2013
cheapskate
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Statsi - 12-09-2013
My understanding is that the reason he jumped is because she was spending too much money, not because he couldn't face one more shop. According to the Chinese folk on reddit anyway. The headline is click bait.
The gender imbalance in China makes betas walking cash machines, better to go herbivore than extinct in my eyes.
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Vitriol - 12-09-2013
Quote: (12-09-2013 09:59 PM)Statsi Wrote:
The gender imbalance in China makes betas walking cash machines, better to go herbivore than extinct in my eyes.
The U.S. isn't going to be too far off:
http://www.census.gov/prod/cen2010/brief...0br-03.pdf
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In 2010, there were 96.7 males per 100 females, an increase from 2000 when the sex ratio was 96.3 males per 100 females, resulting from a greater increase of males than females over the decade.
Too many dudes competing for everything here and women are displacing them in the workforce and higher education.
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HeyPete - 12-10-2013
You know she scurried down to his body, rolled his mangled ass over and with her thumb and index finger gently removed his wallet from his battered, bloody ass and went on shopping.
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Chewbacon - 12-10-2013
Maybe the guy was approaching bankruptcy and came to the realization "holy fuck, she's never gonna stop and I am gonna lose everything anyways."
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Handsome Creepy Eel - 12-10-2013
This is tragic but fuck, I find it hilarious. What a chump. Why didn't he just say no, leave, throw the bags overboard...? But no, the dumbass has to kill himself. He should have been notified of the possibilities of either a) learning game or b) going herbivore.