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what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - jerome - 09-21-2012

What would you do if a fat girl throw up all over you where she soaks half of your favorite 100 dollar shirt in vomit.

The establishment is a high end night club.

Do you:

A: complain to management, to get comp

B: Yell at her

C: Act like a gentlemen

D: Leave and go home and realize nothen you can do


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - Screwston - 09-21-2012

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what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - Aliblahba - 09-21-2012

I would quietly crush the girls soul for being a stupid bitch, get her number and demand she buy another shirt, as we'd talk about it over dinner the next day. Then, I'd go home, shower, change shirts, and hit another venue. No reason losing discipline by yelling, or looking like a douche complaining to management. And certainly just stand there and take it. You gotta leave anyways to freshen up.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - Hotwheels - 09-21-2012

Probably puke myself.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - Kickb - 09-21-2012

Take her to her place and have shower sex.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - MikeCF - 09-21-2012

Charge it to the game.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - HiFlo - 09-21-2012

do they even let fat girls in high end clubs? Lol? And why you hanging out with the fat girl in the high end club anyway?

Anyway, take off her shirt and go without it. Hopefully you're ripped. Management will understand your situation.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - chyamor - 09-21-2012

you S.O.L
fat ass wont pay but will say sorry a few times and be swooped away by no woman left behind pack.

Club could care less.

Call it a night and get ready for the next afternoon day game. Send a few booty text on your way home though.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - Aliblahba - 09-21-2012

Oh shit. Just saw where the OP mentioned the girl being fat. I don't stand close enough to fat women in the bar for them throw up on me. Unless they projectile vomit like they are possessed or something.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - FretDancer - 09-21-2012

Haha the responses so far here are awesome I must say.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - Aliblahba - 09-21-2012

Or yell out "You should throw up after every meal!".


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - speakeasy - 09-21-2012

What would you do if you are walking under a high-rise building and feel drops on your head and find out it's semen?

http://efukt.com/20816_Make_It_Rain.html

Would you:

A: Complain to management
B: Yell at him
C: Murder him
D: Just wipe it off and go on about your day


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - FretDancer - 09-21-2012

C, B, A, D.

In no particular order.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - tiggaling - 09-21-2012

what would the fonz do?


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - polymath - 09-21-2012

shove your hand down your throat and retaliate with a salvo of your own.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - BurnFirst - 09-21-2012

Punch her


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - jerome - 09-21-2012

Quote: (09-21-2012 02:12 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Take her to her place and have shower sex.

Do you remember the fact that she is fat and obese[Image: smile.gif]


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - jerome - 09-21-2012

Quote: (09-21-2012 02:44 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

do they even let fat girls in high end clubs? Lol? And why you hanging out with the fat girl in the high end club anyway?

Anyway, take off her shirt and go without it. Hopefully you're ripped. Management will understand your situation.

Yes, they do , fat girl are friends with hot girls....

He vomit projectile hit me like a scud missle. I was about 5 feet away and it was a surprise attack like pearl harbor. She miss her friend and hit me....I was kind of impress by her ability to projectile her vomit.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - jerome - 09-21-2012

After careful summation and observation:

Life can be unfair.

That best answer is to let it go and freshen up and continue to game. Fat chick are simply apart of the obstacle in the game of life. Deal with it.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - flyfreshandyoung - 09-21-2012

Take off my shirt, choke her with it, then grab a posture of shades and roll Jersey Shore style the rest of night fist pumping and going YOLO on the dance floor.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - cibo - 09-21-2012

Take off the shirt.

Shove her face into it like a dog that pissed the rug.

It's the only way animals learn.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - WesternCancer - 09-21-2012

Why were you in barfing proximity of an obese chick.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - Kickb - 09-21-2012

Quote: (09-21-2012 09:09 PM)jerome Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2012 02:12 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Take her to her place and have shower sex.

Do you remember the fact that she is fat and obese[Image: smile.gif]


I saw the thread title and wrote my post without reading the OP's post. [Image: confused.gif]


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - SierraNovember - 09-21-2012

Quote: (09-21-2012 02:14 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

Charge it to the game.

This exactly. Sometimes volcano's erupt. Any scene you make might reflect poorly on you.


what would you do if a girl throw up all over you? - HeyPete - 09-22-2012

Did said vomit contain 1 or 5 cupcakes?