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If you were a girl... - el mechanico - 06-01-2012

Which forum members rotation would you want to be in? And why?

If you were a girl... - soup - 06-01-2012

I'd want to be in my own rotation.

If you were a girl... - el mechanico - 06-01-2012

Quote: (06-01-2012 08:05 PM)soup Wrote:  

I'd want to be in my own rotation.
You've been in your own rotation long enough! Put the Jergens away and go out tonight and talk to girls!!

If you were a girl... - Screwston - 06-01-2012

Anyone over 6'2. I've heard short guys are all weak pussies and have tiny dicks...

If you were a girl... - Roosh - 06-01-2012

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If you were a girl... - Cookie - 06-01-2012

I'd be a strong independent career women, maybe even one who moves out to DC and becomes a lawyer. So I guess that my seventeen pet cats and a quart of Ben & Jerry's would basically be my whole rotation.

If you were a girl... - Moma - 06-01-2012

Some beta's rotation so I could spend his money, eat off of his dime and get my rent paid.

Get flown out to exotic locations and bang the studly locals while hitting him up with some 'I've got a headache' excuse.

If you were a girl... - teh_skeeze - 06-01-2012

I'd be a feminist bull dyke. Mullet and everything.

If you were a girl... - Aureo - 06-01-2012

I just want to find my prince charming, all the men I've meet are complete assholes [Image: sad.gif]

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If you were a girl... - Cincinnatus - 06-01-2012

"I've had my fun, I'm looking to settle down with a dark and handsome 6' 2" man making seven figures minimum. Also, I weigh 300 lbs."

If you were a girl... - rozayINTL - 06-01-2012

If I was a bitch..

1. oldnemesis - knows his shit. i'd probably have a thing for married guys as well
2. emech - 3000% alpha badass & knows how to pull down $ by any means necessary. also has a boat
2. roosh - its fuckin roosh. .....groupie love
4. anthlone - ivy leaguer. i'd be status whoring (of course)
5. houston - the guy i'd have a real connection w/ until he hits and quits it.

If you were a girl... - R Smoov - 06-01-2012

I'd get all my homegurls and we're gonna make Flake City! In this city, if you have a penis you're getting flaked on! No sex involved just getting flaked on everyday!

But then our city will start to flood if a roosh forum member pumps and dumps one civilian. So bring it in bitches! We're gonna flake on you all till the end!

If you were a girl... - Tuthmosis - 06-01-2012

I would own all you bitches. Even though you'd know my whole game, you'd still end up in the Tuthmosis Harem.

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If you were a girl... - Basil Ransom - 06-01-2012

Quote: (06-01-2012 08:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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Being able to imagine yourself as a girl is gayer than imagining yourself as a gay man. I can't even begin to imagine myself as a woman. It just doesn't compute.

I'd be Indian Race Troll's woman, and I'd make him my bitch. He'd worship me because I'm a white girl. I'd make sure he'd work 80 hours a week then I'd blow his money on clothes and steak.

If you were a girl... - Tuthmosis - 06-01-2012

I think June 1st has somehow accidentally become the RVF's Gay Awareness Day.

Now we have two holidays: 2/1 and 6/1.

If you were a girl... - Tuthmosis - 06-01-2012

I bet half of you would be fatties too, after all that shit you talked.

If you were a girl... - kolovrat - 06-01-2012

Hard to say for obvious reasons but if had the same characteristics as now but feminized I would probably go into media or PR or something of that sort, marry a beta like a dyed in the wool academic, and be mostly if not wholly loyal to him.

Erm, scratch that. I really have no idea.

That said on this note, it would be hilarious if Hinduism is true and all us on Roosh's forum are reborn as Yankee chicks. [Image: lol.gif]

If you were a girl... - Aureo - 06-01-2012

Quote: (06-01-2012 11:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I bet half of you would be fatties too, after all that shit you talked.

Oh shut up you! I would be just as sexy as I am as a man

If you were a girl... - Nonpareil - 06-02-2012

I'm gonna try to answer like a North American woman would(n't answer, but would certainly think)...

Whoever gave me the best deal. Whoever has the most money, the nicest place, the best car and the best social network. That would be the harem I'd join.

If you were a girl... - worldwidetraveler - 06-02-2012

Quote: (06-01-2012 11:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I bet half of you would be fatties too, after all that shit you talked.

Nope, as a woman we would be curvy women who can eat a full pizza to maintain that voluptuous body type..

If you were a girl... - Cr33pin - 06-02-2012

If i was a woman i wouldnt be any diffrent then what i am as a man.... a SLUT

If you were a girl... - dk902 - 06-02-2012

I'd be in that guy's harem who started the Was This Beta?™ series and got intoxicated on the thrill of trolling.

He was just sooo alpha without even knowing it and that's like soooo attractive to a woman. He like didn't even have to try!!!

If you were a girl... - Moma - 06-02-2012

If I was a lizard, I'd move straight to Toronto. It's a reptile's paradise there.