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Benoit - 03-19-2015
Quote: (03-19-2015 09:55 AM)Kristoph Wrote:
http://mic.com/articles/112996/meghan-tr...-see-today
Even feminists don't like it, because she implied that women often 'act crazy'.
The typist behind those words of wisdom:
Kate Beaudoin - Kate hails from Montana, but
eats pizza like a New Yorker—often and aggressively.
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This song teaches kids that men are born to be husbands and women are born to be wives. But that kind of rationale wears away at a woman's right to be anything she wants.
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samsamsam - 03-19-2015
Quote: (03-19-2015 09:55 AM)Kristoph Wrote:
http://mic.com/articles/112996/meghan-tr...-see-today
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"I want to make sure guys take me on a date and treat me right because I didn't do that in the past," Trainor told Time about her album in the fall.
No shit you fat living in victimhood cunt. They didn't treat you right because you let them not treat you right in your I'm a princess la la land that you live in. What color is the fucking sky in your world chubsicle?
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Kristoph - 03-19-2015
Quote: (03-19-2015 10:18 AM)Benoit Wrote:
Quote: (03-19-2015 09:55 AM)Kristoph Wrote:
http://mic.com/articles/112996/meghan-tr...-see-today
Even feminists don't like it, because she implied that women often 'act crazy'.
The typist behind those words of wisdom:
Kate Beaudoin - Kate hails from Montana, but eats pizza like a New Yorker—often and aggressively.
Quote:Quote:
This song teaches kids that men are born to be husbands and women are born to be wives. But that kind of rationale wears away at a woman's right to be anything she wants.
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Medic42 - 03-19-2015
All I can think about when I hear this song is Cormier's parody...
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Kdog - 03-19-2015
Fuck, I thought she would be a one hit wonder. I can't wait till she goes away. Seeing her widened mug and grotesque body makes me sick.
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Simeon_Strangelight - 03-19-2015
Quote: (03-19-2015 02:08 PM)Kdog Wrote:
Fuck, I thought she would be a one hit wonder. I can't wait till she goes away. Seeing her widened mug and grotesque body makes me sick.
I would prefer for her to slim down to a perfect figure trying to attract high value men. That would teach the hamsters more.
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Medic42 - 03-19-2015
Quote: (03-19-2015 02:23 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:
I would prefer for her to slim down to a perfect figure trying to attract high value men. That would teach the hamsters more.
Can the hamsters actually learn?!?
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not_dead_yet - 05-19-2015
Somebody has to nuke this fatty from orbit. I'm a patient man, but the lyrics from her latest gem have finally pushed me over the edge:
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
(Ohhhhh)
Take me on a date
I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need
You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
[Grin] You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, (babe)
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
(That's right!)
Oh-woah
Future husband, better love me right
Spin, hamster, spin.
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Shrodax - 05-19-2015
Quote: (05-19-2015 04:06 PM)not_dead_yet Wrote:
Spin, hamster, spin.
Actual footage from inside Meghan Trainor's head when she sings that "Dear Future Husband" song:
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lemko - 05-20-2015
Quote: (09-29-2014 10:01 PM)jariel Wrote:
Fat bitches are status symbols...low-status symbols.
They're more like badges of shame and tell other people, "Look what this poor schmuck settled for! He has no self-respect! I wonder what else is wrong with him?" The only guys I see with them are either dirt poor or incredible dorks.
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lemko - 05-20-2015
Quote: (09-27-2014 03:51 PM)Bacchus Wrote:
As abhorrent as "All About That Bass" is, "Dear Future Husband" is even worse. The song should be called "Instructions for Betas." Betcha can't listen to the whole thing.
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Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need
You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can find a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
Future husband, better love me right
Fuck that nonsense! I would be so furious my head would explode like that guy in the movie "Scanners" if some broad, (especially some disgusting fatbody like Meghan Trainor) demanded all this from me!
Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
If you don't shut-up, you'll be up to your neck in flowers!
You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
You better damn well learn! I'm not going out for dinner every night or cooking for you!
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
When you act like a lady, I'll treat you like one. You act like a psycho, I'll have you committed.
After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Apologize for what? I will do what I will!
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
I'll sleep where I want!
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
I've already lowered my standards enough to be seen in public with you. You should do whatever I demand no matted how depraved and disgusting!
Just be a classy guy
I'll save that for who's worth it.
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe
I've got a quarter. I'll get you one from the bubblegum machine.
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lemko - 05-20-2015
Quote: (03-18-2015 07:09 AM)Kristoph Wrote:
Quote: (03-18-2015 12:41 AM)Bacchus Wrote:
She has a new video out:
How much you think it cost POF for the product placement?
Shit, this will probably be a big hit with chubby bitches with no self awareness.
She's got the face of a 40 year-old woman with enough make-up on it that if she smiled more, it would crumble and show deep fissures.
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Praetor Lupus - 05-20-2015
Having more than one beat would be nice.