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06-15-2016, 09:07 AM
I can line 9 quarters on my dick.
2 dollars and 25 cents.
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12-05-2016, 12:02 AM
Someone go out and get a Big Gulp cup. I feel a second wind coming on.
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12-05-2016, 03:55 AM
Quote: (05-14-2016 12:39 AM)Jazzman92 Wrote:
Mines 6.75. Im gonna start a jelq routine to get more girth though. I'll bust out a data sheet if I make some gains
Captain Chardonnay has a thread on this already.
Quote: (04-29-2016 11:03 PM)Hannibal Wrote:
I'm at 7 inches. Used to be 5.5, but I've been doing PE (in the form of jelqing) on and off since highschool. Thanks, Internet. I'd go into more detail but this thread is gay enough already.
In the time between writing that post and this one, I have added another quarter inch by casually jelqing in the shower. Maybe 100 at most every other day. My LTR has definitely noticed.
If I tried harder I could probably get more results at a faster rate, but you don't want to push too hard at it. There is a nerve cluster in there and if you damage that from overuse, it's game over, you get nothing, you lose.
Either way, the best way to get a bigger dick is to lose weight and improve your circulation (cardio and diet). I think the figure is something like for every thirty pounds of fat you lose, you add an inch.
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12-05-2016, 04:57 AM
It seems like that figure gets quoted a lot around the internet, but it seriously can't hurt to lose weight.
For some folks it might be as high as fifty pounds, but either way, lose the weight and see what happens.
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12-05-2016, 09:31 AM
Love this thread, glad to see it back.
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12-05-2016, 09:43 AM
I lost 35 pounds of fat this summer and didn't get an 1" longer. I think its more of a perception thing, similar to what Sam Malone said above.
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12-09-2016, 02:26 AM
Good to see this thread back up hahaha.
A big dick ain't shit if your girl is too tight and is hurt whenever you try to go balls deep. Story of my life (and of my late fuckbuddies)
Maybe I should seek for a penis reduction to fix this problem (or buy a pussy extender)
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12-09-2016, 02:45 AM
Ha I voted in the average range (though Suits said I was small compared to his humble and flaccid 9 inches).
But lately I've tried joking with girls before banging them about me having a huge dick. The 2 girls I tried it with both continued thinking I had a big dick after having sex a handful of times.
My non-exhaustive, non-scientific, completely biased research shows that:
1. Women are dumb.
2. Women think your dick is huge if you make them cum.
3. Women think your dick is huge if they really like you.
4. Women suck at taking measurements.
In conclusion: Game makes you have a big swinging dick.
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12-09-2016, 03:40 AM
I might make use of this thread to mention that I suspect fucking routinely has increased my dick size.
I don't know the science behind it. Maybe it works on a similar principle to those dick pumps.
But there it is. It's either that or just a plain age thing, but I'm on track to have the world's largest dick by the time I'm 302 years old.
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