Quote: (09-07-2015 01:05 AM)RawGod Wrote:
...it'll never be 1977 again.
I realised that in 1984.
[color=#006400;">>]>13 years old
>Return of the Jedi at the Drive-In
>Midget Teddy Bears on screen
>Hear two hot older girls in lycra skirts walking past the car saying "this is for babies"
>Realise they're right
>Realise even Harrison Ford seems to think they're right
>Head down to the playground beside the concession stand to where the cool older girls are all smoking on the climbing pyramid
>Try to look sexy moody edgelord by not swinging on the swings like a kid
>Really want to swing on the swings like a kid
>Still clueless enough that a 13 year old boy is invisible to 15 year old girls anyway
>Realise I can see right up their skirts from where I'm sitting
>See hints of something that looks like a Wookie
>Realise this is a far better use of my time than Star Wars[/color]