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Mom of 2: 9 Things My Children Should Not Know About
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Mom of 2: 9 Things My Children Should Not Know About

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Opinion: I've always wanted to be better at living in the moment. And I have also improved in this after I become a mother. When it comes to my children, I live almost 100 percent in what is happening here and now: My daughter is two years and fully lives up to the motto of "terrible two's".

In daily life I am not thinking much about how the future of my children will - perhaps because everyday life right now fills plenty of itself. But on rare occasions sneaking idea themselves: How is it to have teenagers who have their own opinions and even good attitudes? And how it will be when they discover that their mother is not perfect and can make mistakes? And even worse: How do I convince them that they should not be drinking, smoking and having sex without noticing that their mother have done so in a big way?

In this context, especially 9 things I really never hope my children find out about their better judgment and "perfect" mother, because if they do, I will be in serious trouble with my argument.

1. That I once threw up on my parents' door mat

I have been very quite a few times as a teenager. And so what should be. I'm not as such embarrassed. But my children do not hear about the details - like when I search for an extra wet evening with a little solid food and a (second) taxi ride to the Gentofte from bolt Farm in central Copenhagen threw up on my parents' door mat. It was not a pretty sight to wake up to the day after, but I reacted just with a "addd, there is a dog that has thrown up on the doormat!"

2. That I once slept with a new guy every night on a 14 day holiday to Cyprus

I have not always been the adults and decent man I am today (some days). As a teenager, I also had a wild side, mainly triggered by Martini and the unlikely disgusting and sickening sweet German "white wine" Liebfraumilch (oh god, it was hard to admit). At age 17, I spent fourteen days in Cyprus with my best friend, and the southern sun does something to especially young people who are far away from their parents. In my case I fell in love a new guy. Every evening.

3. I once stole a mousse

I have never used mousse, yet I stole the 15-year-old one with my girlfriend. What higher purpose it would serve, I do not know, but it was our little (bad) secret.

4. That I truant

When I was in college, I had to say the least one unrestrained approach to it going for hours. If a subject was boring or irrelevant to me, I came rarely. And if it was raining very heavily, I could easily find to stay home that day. It is a miracle that I made it through five years.

5. That I in some periods eat sweets every night

I am like a child without parents when it comes to my candy (over) consumption
. I eat too much too often. Why did not it there gatekeeper, who tell me that it is not an opportunity to eat a kilogram of candy a week? Thank God for my children after all sleep at 20 o'clock at night when I eat away as another reckless idiot.

6. I hate to exercise

When my husband refers to the fact that I am not really have grown exercise - as in my whole life - do I still convulsively that I then both went to jazz ballet, hip hop and skating when I was young. But if we disregard periods of yoga and fitness, I have never really burned to touch my body. My husband on the other hand is a former football player and is the type who are mentally down if he does not use his body for a longer period. Granted, I'm just not the type of sport - but I am also in total denial, since I have plans to begin running tonight (or tomorrow - or never).

7. Drunk at the age of 31 years

A few weeks ago the hours I at the age of 31 years to drink me so full that I am at a bar in Nørrebro, where you should not put his leg when a day over 25 years, was stolen from my purse and was robbed Among other things my children's health card (and glory). The humiliation was not diminished by the fact that my husband found me sleeping with all my clothes on in the living room of our apartment. My children so luckily nothing.
8. I also hated to have sung the birthday song as a child

When my son turned four years, he wept for the first time in several years, when I handed him in kindergarten. He did not like all the attention, he knew the day would offer, already when he saw the flagpole in the hallway. And no matter how earnestly I have tried to explain to him that it's a nice thing to be sung and so on, nothing helps. And I understand him well. I did not about it when I was a child: the expectant eyes rested upon me, and the feeling of being tiny and in the center.
9. That I once broke up with a boyfriend because of a train ticket

One of my first girlfriends stayed well north of Copenhagen. And he was really sweet and loving (and uncertain and smelled slightly of sweat), but what ended the relationship in the end was that I simply would not spend the money on the train ticket, but rather on (even more) cheap tops from H & M shoes of 15 cm. high heels.


If my children finds out above, survive, I will. For in fact, they probably good to know that I also just human. But I will do everything I can to keep them up to uncertainty.

WYB and WYM (would you marry)?
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Mom of 2: 9 Things My Children Should Not Know About

WNB, but apparently every dude on Cyprus will.

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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Quote: (09-30-2015 04:41 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

WNB, but apparently every dude on Cyprus will.

Well, she was 17 and probably looked better.
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Fuck no I wouldn't marry this little hood rat.

This is a certified train wreck of a woman WHO HAS CHILDREN ! That's the scary part.

I feel bad for her husband - 14 dudes in 2 weeks - jesus christ.

This is the perfect example of how women are indeed like children and need guidance.
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Quote: (09-30-2015 04:54 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Fuck no I wouldn't marry this little hood rat.

This is a certified train wreck of a woman WHO HAS CHILDREN ! That's the scary part.

I feel bad for her husband - 14 dudes in 2 weeks - jesus christ.

This is the perfect example of how women are indeed like children and need guidance.

You know she did that way more than she's letting on and probably banged a guy or two every weekend for many years + went back to Cyprus for her yearly sex sprees and gangbangs until she "settled down."

Lot of mothers out there these days can relate to this one - it's an epidemic - no morals and the YOLO mentality + social media are bringing them out of the woodwork.

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Quote: (09-30-2015 04:58 PM)Akula Wrote:  

Quote: (09-30-2015 04:54 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Fuck no I wouldn't marry this little hood rat.

This is a certified train wreck of a woman WHO HAS CHILDREN ! That's the scary part.

I feel bad for her husband - 14 dudes in 2 weeks - jesus christ.

This is the perfect example of how women are indeed like children and need guidance.

You know she did that way more than she's letting on and probably banged a guy or two every weekend for many years + went back to Cyprus for her yearly sex sprees and gangbangs until she "settled down."

Lot of mothers out there these days can relate to this one - it's an epidemic - no morals and the YOLO mentality + social media are bringing them out of the woodwork.

Oh absolutely that was happening, I'm just specifically referring to an admitted romp, lord known how many dicks she had.

Yup that's called the "young, wild, and free" mentality in my book. Never to be taken seriously, only used to be enjoyed momentarily.
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A lot more women than you think are just like this one. 99.9% of those stories just never get made public, and nowadays like Akula said women are actually embracing and sharing their "secret" pasts. Like most men, I would just prefer to never know.

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The irony is she doesn't want her kids to know this, but this will likely show up the first time they google her name.

It's like the analogy of the sick dog in the corner that a woman just has to show everyone how sick it is, yet makes more of a mess. I think Matt Forney came up with it, correct me if I'm wrong.

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Guess it's true what they say about Scandinavian girls on vacation in sunny places.

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Quote: (09-30-2015 05:14 PM)Excelsior Wrote:  

Guess it's true what they say about Scandinavian girls on vacation in sunny places.

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Yeah, pretty much, but be careful, they're also well known for their rape accusations.
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Quote: (09-30-2015 05:13 PM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  

The irony is she doesn't want her kids to know this, but this will likely show up the first time they google her name.

It's like the analogy of the sick dog in the corner that a woman just has to show everyone how sick it is, yet makes more of a mess. I think Matt Forney came up with it, correct me if I'm wrong.

Thanks for reminding me of this analogy, I found the original quote; Board Member Scorpion was the one who coined it:

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I love how these women don’t understand the Internet. When they see something they think is horrible, they want to share it far and wide and get as many eyeballs as possible on it. It would be like if their was a little dog with explosive diarrhea sitting by itself in a corner, and instead of leaving it alone, they pick it up and carry it across the entire house, spreading shit all over the floor, saying “OMFG everyone look at this dog that keeps shitting all over the place! Can you believe this? OMG!”
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I see things have not improved in that country since Roosh wrote "Don't Bang Denmark". Not that anyone was expecting an improvement of course.
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Wow, women are boring as hell. I'm in my early twenties and not particularly interesting, and my list would blow this one away.

"Omg I threw up on a rug once and eat too many sweets sometimes!"

The most interesting one is the rampant slutting around in Cyprus but even that is just standard whoredom these days.

I know this article was written in order to show the readers what an interesting, adventure filled life she's led and that she's not just a boring old mother(who would want that?), but it just comes off as sad.

She could have married young and been a loyal wife and mother and been pretty happy, but she instead chose to be a whore, and all she has to show for it is a story about stealing a mousse.
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Sounds like American and Canadian girls who go to the Caribbean/SA

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I thank this whore for being dumb enough to honestly tell these things so men can congregate on sites like this and learn the truth about some of the grossness that walks among us.
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2. That I once slept with a new guy every night on a 14 day holiday to Cyprus

I have not always been the adults and decent man I am today (some days). As a teenager, I also had a wild side, mainly triggered by Martini and the unlikely disgusting and sickening sweet German "white wine" Liebfraumilch (oh god, it was hard to admit). At age 17, I spent fourteen days in Cyprus with my best friend, and the southern sun does something to especially young people who are far away from their parents. In my case I fell in love a new guy. Every evening.

Why would she admit that in front of the whole nation? Women...

That´s like a 31 year-old stepfather of two admitting in a nationwide publication that his hideously ugly 10 years older wife, whom he met on the internet, was the second woman in his life after he lost his virginity last summer to an obese gypsy prostitute, who pitied him and showed some compassion by only asking for a sandwich and a clean syringe in exchange for doing the deed.
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That's a rough looking 31.
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Quote: (09-30-2015 08:18 PM)Celtic_Austrian Wrote:  

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2. That I once slept with a new guy every night on a 14 day holiday to Cyprus

I have not always been the adults and decent man I am today (some days). As a teenager, I also had a wild side, mainly triggered by Martini and the unlikely disgusting and sickening sweet German "white wine" Liebfraumilch (oh god, it was hard to admit). At age 17, I spent fourteen days in Cyprus with my best friend, and the southern sun does something to especially young people who are far away from their parents. In my case I fell in love a new guy. Every evening.

Why would she admit that in front of the whole nation? Women...

That´s like a 31 year-old stepfather of two admitting in a nationwide publication that his hideously ugly 10 years older wife, whom he met on the internet, was the second woman in his life after he lost his virginity last summer to an obese gypsy prostitute, who pitied him and showed some compassion by only asking for a sandwich and a clean syringe in exchange for doing the deed.

Not sure why but I've noticed that a lot of gals have absolutely no internet filter. They seem to think that asking literally any question on Facebook is OK and won't reflect badly on you.

Best example I saw? There was a gal in a military spouse's page saying that her husband was complaining about her poop chute being too dark and asking where she could get it bleached.

She asked this under her real name.....under a spouse's page....with her relationship status visible. So now EVERYONE on the entire damn base knows that this dude's chick is getting her butthole bleached.

Nope. Not going to reflect on her badly at all when she applies for a job.
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Quote: (09-30-2015 09:23 PM)Easy_C Wrote:  

She asked this under her real name.....under a spouse's page....with her relationship status visible. So now EVERYONE on the entire damn base knows that this dude's chick is getting her butthole bleached.

Nope. Not going to reflect on her badly at all when she applies for a job.

"Ultra white balloon knot" would definitely catch my eye if I was reading resume's.

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This is the kind of broad I would have wifed up if I hadn't found TRP/RVF/the manosphere.

God bless you all.
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As others have alluded to, I don't understand this "everything a woman does needs to be shared AND no one can judge her" mentality.

And what is the point of this article? Why would her children even want to know she's been banged by countless men? That she's lazy and boring? If I ever have kids, of course I wouldn't sit them down and say "you guys want to hear about the first time I ever fucked a girl in the ass?" This goes without saying and doesn't necessitate any sort of public declaration.

I simply don't understand this. This article isn't interesting or provide any insight. It just doesn't make sense to me that there is a platform for this.

And she looks like she's 45.
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It is interesting, why does she share this?

There are of course these crazy feminists who write about every body function they have, but she doesn't seem like that. Is it some sort of passive agressive resentment of her cuck husband, rubbing his nose in her slutty past?

Maybe it is some sort of confession or a lamentation of her lost youth?
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Quote: (10-01-2015 12:06 AM)nomadbrah Wrote:  

It is interesting, why does she share this?

There are of course these crazy feminists who write about every body function they have, but she doesn't seem like that. Is it some sort of passive agressive resentment of her cuck husband, rubbing his nose in her slutty past?

Maybe it is some sort of confession or a lamentation of her lost youth?

It's like that one article with the confessions of a former Virgin Atlantic stewardess that was banging all these rich dudes. I forgot who said it, but someone made the point that happily married women don't put this shit on blast to the whole world. Did she even ask her husband about how he'd feel about this? Did she care? That's some serious shit to put out there. She doesn't want her kids to know so she writes an article that the WHOLE WORLD can see and will remain on the internet well into her kids' teenage years. Nice logic there. High school is going to be rough for those kids

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Quote: (09-30-2015 11:03 PM)CRR Wrote:  

And what is the point of this article?

It's a combination of:

1) Attention whoring: she is a 31 year old, post-wall woman who definitely doesn't get anywhere near the amount of attention as she used to.
2) Click-baiting for ad revenue.
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What's the over/under on her being "just, like, not really a sexual person, ok?"* with her husband?

I'd say pretty good.

* shout out to Red Pill Comics
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