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08-27-2015, 10:12 AM
^^Wish granted. But you contract genital herpes from her.
I wish there was world peace for a thousand years.
Don't debate me.
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08-27-2015, 11:51 AM
Quote: (08-27-2015 10:12 AM)Pride male Wrote:
^^Wish granted. But you contract genital herpes from her.
I wish there was world peace for a thousand years.
Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.
Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.
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08-27-2015, 01:31 PM
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:
Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.
Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.
Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.
I wish I was location-independent.
Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.
EDIT: Damnit Fisto beat me. So I'll fuck up his wish:
Granted, it lasts forever but you run out of money after a week.
I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.
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08-27-2015, 01:35 PM
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:34 PM)Fisto Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:
Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.
Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.
Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.
I wish I was location-independent.
Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.
I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.
Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.
I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.
Granted, but you keep getting drunk and banging 2/10 WNB fatties.
I wish I was on a beach in Vietnam right now.
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08-27-2015, 01:42 PM
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:39 PM)kaotic Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:35 PM)RIslander Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:34 PM)Fisto Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:
Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.
I wish I was location-independent.
Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.
I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.
Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.
I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.
Granted, but you keep getting drunk and banging 2/10 WNB fatties.
I wish I was on a beach in Vietnam right now.
Wish granted, but it's during the Vietnam War in the middle of a firefight. Oh and Charlie don't surf.
I wish I could play the guitar.
Granted, you can play the guitar but you suck.
I wish I could play the guitar as well as Joe Satriani.
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08-27-2015, 01:57 PM
Wish granted. Now the only continents on Earth are Asia, Africa and South America
I wish I had everything I have now, but I was this age in Bangkok in 1985
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08-27-2015, 01:59 PM
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:53 PM)Fisto Wrote:
Granted but the only people that will come to listen to you are little retarded kids, everyone else hates Joe Satriani.
I'd still have the talent of Joe Satriani and could just play other types of music, therefor making your anti-wish irrelevant.
Quote: (08-27-2015 01:57 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:
Wish granted. Now the only continents on Earth are Asia, Africa and South America
I wish I had everything I have now, but I was this age in Bangkok in 1985
Which means we're all this age in 1985 and can move to Bangkok. RVF problems solved!
10/10 WRW (would re-wish)
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08-27-2015, 03:35 PM
Wish granted. You are the world's most popular pornstar who specializes in being the bottom in the gay gang bang / bukkake genre.
I wish Leonardo DiCaprio were my wingman and invited me to all his parties with sexy young models.
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08-27-2015, 03:40 PM
I opened this thinking I was going to get to swim with dolphins or something.
Americans are dreamers too
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08-27-2015, 04:02 PM
Quote: (08-27-2015 03:53 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:
I wish IRT would learn game and become a legit player.
Wish granted. Except IRT games so hard he changes the IRT stereotype and now all 600 million Indian men swoop through Asia, EE and SA and we're all left with western fatties.
I wish I could go back in time 8 minutes and stop Kaotic's wish.
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